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Literature
B.C-2005
Shot In Cold Blood
By Stephanie Meyer
Funniest Epitaph
Florida Keys
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I was born with sense of humor, lived with a sense of humor, will die with a sense of humor. I never take life too seriously, we never get out alive anyway. Be creative and give me your funniest Epitaph, and I will use it when I croak. First name Dave. A start...
Lived a life of stress and worry
Rushing through it in a hurry
Didn't stop to smell the roses
But now he feeds them as he decomposes
Lived a life of stress and worry
Rushing through it in a hurry
Didn't stop to smell the roses
But now he feeds them as he decomposes
Top Opinion
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I have one...
Look at this:
Ran through life and that's no jive
Never a man you could call lazy
But now here he lies pushing up daisies.
Sorry best I could come up with : )
In case you can't read it:
Literature
B.C-2005
Shot In Cold Blood
By Stephanie Meyer