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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Steve 2013/05/14 13:43:33


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.



Let’s have a look at the evidence:


- No Christmas


- No television


- No nude women


- No football


- No pork chops


- No hot dogs


- No burgers


- No beer


- No bacon


- Rags for clothes


- Towels for hats


- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower


- More than one wife



More than one mother in law


- You can't shave


- Your wife can't shave


- You can't wash off the smell of donkey


- You cook over burning camel sh*t


- Your wife is picked by someone else for you


- and your wife smells worse than your donkey


Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??


Well no sh*t Sherlock!....It's not like it could get much worse



THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!


They're not happy in Gaza ..


They're not happy in Egypt ..


They're not happy in Libya ..


They're not happy in Morocco ..


They're not happy in Iran ..


They're not happy in Iraq ..


They're not happy in Yemen ..


They're not happy in Afghanistan ..


They're not happy in Pakistan ..


They're not happy in Syria ..


They're not happy in Lebanon ..



SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?



They're happy in Australia .


They're happy in Canada .


They're happy in England ..


They're happy in France ..


They're happy in Italy ..


They're happy in Germany ..


They're happy in Sweden ..


They're happy in the USA ..


They're happy in Norway ..


They're happy in Holland .


They're happy in Denmark .



Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim


And unhappy in every country that is!



AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?



Not Islam.


Not their leadership.


Not themselves.



THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!



AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....


THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!



Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...


How damn dumb can you get?

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  • AishaHajji 2013/05/28 17:33:37
    AishaHajji
    +3
    N the reason why muslim women dont go round naked is cuz they r MODEST K?
  • AishaHajji 2013/05/28 17:32:58
    AishaHajji
    BRUV, dont speak about something you dont know, its called HAVING A RELIGION! try it some day
  • Urnext 2013/05/22 01:46:05
    Urnext
    Hahaha...the last part is spot on.

    The first part was ignorant though.
  • Theodon 2013/05/15 04:59:15
  • Danielle lamonica 2013/05/14 19:14:47
    Danielle lamonica
    +1
    This is so true! lmao
  • Steverno~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2013/05/14 18:52:40
    Steverno~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    Islam has a long history of assassins,ready to give up their lives,in order go to Paradise!

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/...

    The origins of the Assassins trace back to just before the First Crusade around 1080. There has been much difficulty finding out much information about the origins of the Assassins because most early sources are either written by enemies of the order or based on legends. Most sources dealing with the order's inner working were destroyed with the capture of Alamut, the Assassins' headquarters, by the Mongols in 1256. However, it is possible to trace the beginnings of the cult back to its first Grandmaster, Hassan-i Sabbah.
    A passionate devotee of Isma'ili beliefs, Hassan-i Sabbah was well-liked throughout Cairo, Syria and most of the Middle East by other Isma'ili, which led to a number of people becoming his followers. Using his fame and popularity, Sabbah founded the Order of the Assassins. While his motives for founding this order are ultimately unknown, it was said to be all for his own political and personal gain and to also exact vengeance on his enemies. Because of the unrest in the Holy Land caused by the Crusades, Hassan-i Sabbah found himself not only fighting for power with other Muslims, but also with the invading Christian forces.[6]



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    Islam has a long history of assassins,ready to give up their lives,in order go to Paradise!

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/...

    The origins of the Assassins trace back to just before the First Crusade around 1080. There has been much difficulty finding out much information about the origins of the Assassins because most early sources are either written by enemies of the order or based on legends. Most sources dealing with the order's inner working were destroyed with the capture of Alamut, the Assassins' headquarters, by the Mongols in 1256. However, it is possible to trace the beginnings of the cult back to its first Grandmaster, Hassan-i Sabbah.
    A passionate devotee of Isma'ili beliefs, Hassan-i Sabbah was well-liked throughout Cairo, Syria and most of the Middle East by other Isma'ili, which led to a number of people becoming his followers. Using his fame and popularity, Sabbah founded the Order of the Assassins. While his motives for founding this order are ultimately unknown, it was said to be all for his own political and personal gain and to also exact vengeance on his enemies. Because of the unrest in the Holy Land caused by the Crusades, Hassan-i Sabbah found himself not only fighting for power with other Muslims, but also with the invading Christian forces.[6]



    Artistic rendering of Hassan-i Sabbah.
    After creating the Order, Sabbah searched for a location that would be fit for a sturdy headquarters and decided on the fortress at Alamut in what is now northwestern Iran. It is still disputed whether Sabbah built the fortress himself or if it was already built at the time of his arrival. In either case, Sabbah adapted the fortress to suit his needs of not only defense from hostile forces, but also indoctrination of his followers. After laying claim to the fortress at Alamut, Sabbah began expanding his influence outward to nearby towns and districts, using his agents to gain political favour and intimidate the local populations.
    Spending most of his days at Alamut working on religious works and doctrines for his Order, Sabbah was never to leave his fortress again in his lifetime. He had established a secret society of deadly assassins, which was built in a hierarchical format. Below Sabbah, the Grand Headmaster of the Order, were those known as "Greater Propagandists", followed by the normal "Propagandists", the Rafiqs ("Companions"), and the Lasiqs ("Adherents"). It was the Lasiqs who were trained to become some of the most feared assassins, or as they were called, "Fida'i" (self-sacrificing agent), in the known world.[7]
    It is, however, unknown how Hassan-i-Sabbah was able to get his "Fida'i" to perform with such fervent loyalty. One theory, possibly the best known but also the most criticized, comes from the observations from Marco Polo during his travels to the Orient. He describes how the "Old Man of the Mountain" (Sabbah) would drug his young followers with hashish, lead them to a "paradise", and then claim that only he had the means to allow for their return. Perceiving that Sabbah was either a prophet or some kind of magic man, his disciples, believing that only he could return them to "paradise", were fully committed to his cause and willing to carry out his every request.[8] (However, this story is disputed due to the fact that Sabbah died in 1124 and Sinan, who is frequently known as the "Old Man of the Mountain", died in 1192. Marco Polo wasn't born until 1254.) With his new weapons, Sabbah began to order assassinations, ranging from politicians to great generals. Assassins rarely would attack ordinary citizens though and tended not to be hostile towards them. All Hashashins were trained in both the art of combat as in the study of religion, believing that they were on a jihad and were religious warriors. Some consider them the Templars of Islam and, as such, also formed an order with varying degrees of initiation.
    Although the "Fida'i" were the lowest rank in Sabbah's order and only used as expendable pawns to do the Grandmaster's bidding, much time and many resources were put into training them. The Assassins were generally young in age giving them the physical strength and stamina which would be required to carry out these murders. However, physical prowess was not the only trait that was required to be a "Fida'i". To get to their targets, the Assassins had to be patient, cold, and calculating. They were generally intelligent and well read because they were required to possess not only knowledge about their enemy, but his or her culture and their native language. They were trained by their masters to disguise themselves, sneak into enemy territory and perform the assassinations instead of simply attacking their target outright.[7]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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  • ALofRI 2013/05/14 18:18:30
    ALofRI
    Well, you could believe some OTHER pile of religious crap. Maybe join the Wesrboro Baptist Church? Or that other "Christian" outfit out west who's leader is now in jail (forgot his name at the moment). I'm not for joining ANY of them.
  • none 2013/05/14 18:08:19
    none
    +2
    They are intolerant and ignorant and their own worst enemy.
  • Clay Slayer 2013/05/14 16:12:16
    Clay Slayer
    +3
    They are like the KamiKazi pilots from Japan.. Brainwashed into thinking dying for the emporer is the most honorable thing one can do, and then reap great rewards... Religion causes people to do strange things... Dying for Allah, get your 72 virgins...LMAO
  • Sal Monella ~PWCM~JL 2013/05/14 15:32:28
    Sal Monella ~PWCM~JL
    +3
    Islam is the army of Satan. There is not one thing about Islam that I like. But then, they try to portray me as the instigator of hate speech. Those were not Episcopalians or Baptists that flew those airplanes into the WTC and the Pentagon now were they?
  • rand 2013/05/14 15:29:59
    rand
    +1
    "Everyone"? I'm not wondering. Many are duped into believing that jihadist suicide is a way out of miserable poverty and into a bevy of brown-eyed virgins. I'd wager most American Muslims would tell you that they are patriots and love the USA.
  • Steve rand 2013/05/14 15:58:52
    Steve
    Everyone seems to be wondering why "Muslim Terrorists" are so quick to commit suicide.

    Are you trying to say that they are all "Muslim Terrorists"?
  • rand Steve 2013/05/15 01:02:53
    rand
    I'm saying, though I'm one of the "everyone", I don't wonder. I confront hyperbole, preferring more accurate and honest language.
  • Professor Wizard 2013/05/14 14:46:56
    Professor Wizard
    +4
    Makes sense to me!
  • SeaseaRider 2013/05/14 14:06:47
    SeaseaRider
    +4
    When you put it that way, it all makes sense now.

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