The three stages of marital sex:
Honeymoon sex: This is where you have sex three or four times a night.
Vacation sex: This is where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.
Oral sex: This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell "FUCK YOU."
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Does Your Spouse Believe in Post-Marital Sex?
Geezertalk January 16, 2009 22:22:50
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Honeymoon sex: This is where you have sex three or four times a night.
Vacation sex: This is where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.
Oral sex: This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell "FUCK YOU."
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Big time drout
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Unless, of course, you want to. LOL
I will, indeed I will
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Not sure were you are going with this question!
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Well, back to my daydreams ... [crawls back into cave]
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