Do You Really Like Vegan Food?
HAHAJKDOTCOM
2012/07/18 21:00:00
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Despite it being tasty, like many others cuisines, vegan food probably isn't your dad's favorite.
HAHAJK.COM reports:
HAHAJK.COM reports:
No matter how hard he tries and your mom attempts to work it in to the weekly meal routine, your dad says he just can’t get on board with this vegan sh*t, sources say.
After months of sneaking soy meat into his breakfast, lunch and dinners, your mother says she is ready to give up because your father has made up his mind that he doesn’t like “fake beef”.
“I ain’t no goddamn rabbit,” you father says. “If I want to eat carrots, I am going to eat vegetables, I am going to eat carrots.”
Despite his complaints he is unable to tell sometimes that he is eating a tempe beef product and only after he is told he overreacts and tries to make himself throw-up. “I ain’t no hippie and I fought in war to make sure I have the right to eat whatever I want. And I want beef!”
While it is unclear which wars your father actually fought in, he remains adamant about his dislike of vegan food choices and continues to cite his love for America and real beef every chance he gets. Your mom says she will now just make vegan choices for her self and your father and his colon can both go to hell.
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Top Opinion
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666_Maggots~PassionForGlory... 2012/07/18 19:22:33
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NO ONE WILL TAKE MY MEAT.
When the only bit of your cheese omelette you can have is chives, salt, and pepper it does seem a tad bland!
Disgusting rabbit food.
- Know what you're doing before you start cooking. Tofu, for example, tastes lifeless in the final dish unless you dry it before you start working with it.
- Get creative and don't let one time ruin it all for you. A package of vegan cookies from one company, for example, might taste vile on your tongue, but a package of vegan cookies from a completely different company might make you wish you'd heard about those cookies a long time ago. This is because the companies use different recipes and techniques to make the same product.
- Don't assume that you're going to be eating nothing but tofu bricks straight out of the package everyday. They're called 'meat subsitutes' for one reason: you can make the same dishes with them as if you were simply using regular meat.
Delicious, creative and simply wonderful.
Cashew and cauliflower soup
ground Chestnut, onion, mushroom & filo pastry rolls
roasted mixed root vegetable on the bbq
fresh garden veggies
home canned fruits and veggies
curried potato/chickpeas
bbq tofu
home made apple sauce
Lasagna with Cauliflower & Tofu
Sweet Potato casserole
I am not a vegan but it can be delicious ;-)