Do You Really Like Vegan Food?

by HAHAJKDOTCOM Posted 2012/07/18 21:00:00

Related Topics: Food, Vegan Food, Vegetables, Lifestyle, vegan, Vegetarian, Breakfast, Eating, Eat, Father, America, Love, Meat, Beef

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	I ain't no rabbit	183 votes	48%
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	Everything is good deep fried	45 votes	12%

Despite it being tasty, like many others cuisines, vegan food probably isn't your dad's favorite.

HAHAJK.COM reports: No matter how hard he tries and your mom attempts to work it in to the weekly meal routine, your dad says he just can’t get on board with this vegan sh*t, sources say.

After months of sneaking soy meat into his breakfast, lunch and dinners, your mother says she is ready to give up because your father has made up his mind that he doesn’t like “fake beef”.

“I ain’t no goddamn rabbit,” you father says. “If I want to eat carrots, I am going to eat vegetables, I am going to eat carrots.”

Despite his complaints he is unable to tell sometimes that he is eating a tempe beef product and only after he is told he overreacts and tries to make himself throw-up. “I ain’t no hippie and I fought in war to make sure I have the right to eat whatever I want. And I want beef!”

While it is unclear which wars your father actually fought in, he remains adamant about his dislike of vegan food choices and continues to cite his love for America and real beef every chance he gets. Your mom says she will now just make vegan choices for her self and your father and his colon can both go to hell.

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666_Maggots~PassionForGlory... 2012/07/18 19:22:33

It's delicious

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Alterin... to Pam 2012/07/22 06:32:33

I really don't mean this in a mean way but....am I the only person who thinks that meat looks utterly disgusting!
I'd have this anyday though...

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Scaldar... to Alterin... 2012/07/22 13:49:00

yes, i think you may be.....

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Alterin... to Scaldar... 2012/07/22 16:21:16

I've asked, i'm not the only one...

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Pam to Alterin... 2012/07/23 02:19:18

I agree...yummy!

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~[Rachel Mariee]~ 2012/07/21 04:11:49

It's delicious

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I like any kind of food o:

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Chloey Hamer 2012/07/21 04:09:09 (edited)

It's delicious

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A lot of my food actually has to be vegan because I'm allergic to a lot of foods including eggs.

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Dickens 2012/07/21 02:03:37

It's delicious

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...as long as I can have meat WITH the vegan stuff...

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Chika Aimi 2012/07/20 23:53:30

I ain't no rabbit

god no i love meat

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Alterin... to Chika Aimi 2012/07/22 06:51:08

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I bet you do....

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Inquisi... to Alterin... 2012/07/22 23:10:23

Oh god, that even puts me of vegetables...

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Chika Aimi to Alterin... 2012/08/04 12:36:50

just because i love meat dosent mean im overweight ,i eat vegetables and fruit to

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just some random guy 2012/07/20 22:03:05

It's delicious

some of it

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TheMayor 2012/07/20 21:27:27

I ain't no rabbit

moooooo.....

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Jalysa Ellis 2012/07/20 21:14:10

It's delicious

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Those maple Morning Star breakfast sausage patties are the bomb!

And they're Chipotle black bean burger that I tried at Costco.

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Vortex Lord 2012/07/20 21:01:34

I ain't no rabbit

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I try not to take vegetarians seriously.
Because eating meat is natural.
Death for life!
Life for death!
We feed on dead!
Life feeds on our deaths!
It circles!

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001 to Vortex ... 2012/07/21 13:08:41

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Vegan is even worse though, they won't even eat eggs or drink milk.

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Cherry to 001 2012/07/21 20:31:22

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How is that a problem? It isn't necessary to drink another animal's milk, especially if you're not a baby. You can get calcium and protein from other types of food.

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LucidLoon to 001 2012/07/22 03:14:11

Honestly, drinking milk is pretty weird. I love it, but it's something that's supposed to be for a calf.

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Alterin... to 001 2012/07/22 06:34:26

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thats because both of those are bad for you...

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Alterin... to Vortex ... 2012/07/22 06:33:57

Ok, so plants don't die when we eat them? do they not feed on us as well?

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Cellar Door 2012/07/20 20:34:08
LucidLoon to Cellar ... 2012/07/22 03:14:53

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I will never understand why people have a problem with tofu. It completely soaks up the flavor of whatever you cook it in.

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Cellar ... to LucidLoon 2012/07/22 03:16:33
LucidLoon to Cellar ... 2012/07/22 03:19:32

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I tend to compare raw tofu to boiled unseasoned chicken.

About equally as appealing.

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Alterin... to LucidLoon 2012/07/22 06:37:13

Chiken is disgusting no matter what you do to it....

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Alterin... to LucidLoon 2012/07/22 06:36:27

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Ha yeah...it also went bads five years before you ate it! lol

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kir 2012/07/20 20:04:32

It's delicious

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Vegan food, like all other food, can be delicious if prepared properly. Note that I am not a fan of a purely vegan diet; while vegetarian diets are extremely healthy, it's far more difficult for humans to get all the nutrients they need from a vegan diet.

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Alterin... to kir 2012/07/22 06:39:43

not true! if a human ate all meat and no vegan food...they would soon die!
but if a human ate all vegan foods they would live a healthy long life!

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kir to Alterin... 2012/07/22 11:34:14

Humans are omnivores; their systems are designed to eat a wide range of food. While it's true that if someone only ate meat, they would not be healthy, the average vegan diet lacks key nutrients. Vegetarian diets are great and can be sustained indefinitely, but vegan diets generally can not.

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Margaret Jacobson 2012/07/20 19:59:43

It's delicious

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I could survive on it !!

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bob h. 2012/07/20 19:55:53

I ain't no rabbit

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Nothing like a heaping bowl of cardboard tasting green crap after a hard days work. Yummy. More Soylent?

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Inquisi... to bob h. 2012/07/22 23:12:41

Vegan Soylent? ;-P

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S123 2012/07/20 19:40:36

It's delicious

I'm vegan. I think vegan food can be good or it can be bad depending things like on things like the ingredients, and how it's made. The same is true with non-vegan food.

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hotpepper00 2012/07/20 18:56:37

I ain't no rabbit

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Honestly, tofu tastes like crap. I even had it deep fried once, if deep frying can't make something taste good, nothing can.

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Kirby to hotpepp... 2012/07/21 12:44:05

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I'm with you on that one . I've tried it a couple of times and it has no flavor and has the consistency of fat If I had to eat fat I'd rather it be steak or pork chop fat !

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LucidLoon to Kirby 2012/07/22 03:17:17

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It doesn't have much flavor on it's own, but it completely soaks up the flavor of whatever you cook it in. And did you eat it raw, or something? Because it really should not have the consistency of fat.

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Kirby to LucidLoon 2012/07/24 00:12:13

First time I had it was a friends house his mom made it in stir fry and it had no taste and was like chewing on a piece of fat. The second time and the last I might add was at a chinese resturant where I live called Mama Fu's I told them to hold the tofu well they didn't and it tasted worse than at my friends house! If all you vegans like it great I'm glad , but I will NEVER eat that crap again. If it didn't have a heartbeat I want no part of it!

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LucidLoon to Kirby 2012/07/24 01:25:49

Why would you assume I'm a vegan? I just had some pork ribs with some honey mustard sauce I made.

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Sarah Alexander 2012/07/20 18:31:39

It's delicious

I love vegan food when it's made good! All food can be gross if cooked improperly, vegan or nonvegan, if the person can't cook it won't be good. I'm a vegan of 11 years and love it.

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♥•judy•♥ 2012/07/20 16:19:43

I ain't no rabbit

i eat meat but i still look good though i do say i eat fruits every day it keeps my hair lushes

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