Do You Really Like Vegan Food?
HAHAJKDOTCOM
2012/07/18 21:00:00
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Despite it being tasty, like many others cuisines, vegan food probably isn't your dad's favorite.
HAHAJK.COM reports:
HAHAJK.COM reports:
No matter how hard he tries and your mom attempts to work it in to the weekly meal routine, your dad says he just can’t get on board with this vegan sh*t, sources say.
After months of sneaking soy meat into his breakfast, lunch and dinners, your mother says she is ready to give up because your father has made up his mind that he doesn’t like “fake beef”.
“I ain’t no goddamn rabbit,” you father says. “If I want to eat carrots, I am going to eat vegetables, I am going to eat carrots.”
Despite his complaints he is unable to tell sometimes that he is eating a tempe beef product and only after he is told he overreacts and tries to make himself throw-up. “I ain’t no hippie and I fought in war to make sure I have the right to eat whatever I want. And I want beef!”
While it is unclear which wars your father actually fought in, he remains adamant about his dislike of vegan food choices and continues to cite his love for America and real beef every chance he gets. Your mom says she will now just make vegan choices for her self and your father and his colon can both go to hell.
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Top Opinion
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666_Maggots~PassionForGlory... 2012/07/18 19:22:33
To use an example. We have tried Obama for 4 years and found him wanting.
If we had not tried then we would not know what a pitiful president he is.
It's the last thing a real man needs, especially today when we are bombarded with so many fake estrogens DAILY. Often times the fake meat products will also have some form of MSG in it (under an unrecognizable or deceptive name) with is a brain toxin.
Fake estrogens, a.k.a. xenoestrogens, are why girls are reaching puberty too early and why puberty in boys is sometimes delayed. It promotes obesity and cancer in boys and girls and in men and women.
Commercial meat also has fake estrogens in it - very bad. Your meat needs to be hormone free, preferably organically raised.
Asparagus
Avocado
Basil
Celery
Garlic
Almonds
Poppy seeds
One I almost forgot but it will be a cold day in hell for me to eat:
Liver........yuk yuk patooie.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Vegan
IMHO
If you are morbidly obese then a gastric bypass will also reduce your cholesterol to normal.
It also is a cure for type 2 diabetes.
You make it...?