Do you need food stamps?

Think Apple is the only thing allowed to
hit new records every month? Think again: presenting iFoodstamps - the
number of Americans living in poverty (or at least doing a damn good job
of fooling the government in pretending they do). As of December, per SNAP this
number just hit another record high of 46.5 million, an increase of
384,000 in one month (and ending the trend of declines from October and
November), 2.4 million in 2011 (about as many as have dropped out of the
Labor force, hmmmm), and 14.3 million since Obama took office.

But
it's not all good news for iCommunism: as of December the benefit per
household has dropped to a series low of just $280.5. One can only hope
this money is being spent on edible iPads and not on silly things such
as iPot.

Finally, for the supreme definition of irony: