Bacon is an absolute good. People that don't eat bacon have much sadness in their soul.
I once witnessed a strict vegetarian question her own eating habits when smelling bacon cooking. I also know of a strict vegan that will eat bacon, because he does not count it as a meat. He counts it as a condiment.
Bacon is deliciousness, it is my favorite breakfast side dish. If it could be the whole meal, I would be even happier. A side dish of bacon makes everything taste better and it makes me happier. All hail the bacon, ruler of breakfast side dishes. May your deliciousness grace the dishes of each and every bacon lover, what a delicous way to remember a passed on ex-piggy. I want the bacon waffle with bacon and chocolate milk with crushed up bacon bits on top. Ba-con, ba-con, ba-con, ba-con, ba-con, ba-con, bacony bacon wonderful bacon!
I once witnessed a strict vegetarian question her own eating habits when smelling bacon cooking. I also know of a strict vegan that will eat bacon, because he does not count it as a meat. He counts it as a condiment.
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