Do you know the story of Basement cat?
☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
2011/04/28 06:18:39
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In Teh beyging teh was just Ceiling Cat, and his BBF
Basement Cat wented two.
Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, "Wher wuz u?" Basement Cat saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur urfs, wawking up and down uponz it."
Teh Ceiling Cat sez "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me." so Ceiling cat Sez I no laiks you gtfo
Basement Cat wented two.
Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, "Wher wuz u?" Basement Cat saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur urfs, wawking up and down uponz it."
Teh Ceiling Cat sez "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me." so Ceiling cat Sez I no laiks you gtfo
Teh Basement Cat wantz Job's soul.
"No wai!" sed Basement Cat. "U just plyin favrits. If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."
Then teh Ceiling Cat sez "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no givin Job owies." And then Basement Cat went awai.
Oh noes! Wut if Cheezsburgers were sin? Gotta pray, just in cases
nd thens a moar diffranter mans cam to told Job a mesege. "Sum angry dudez took ur rinoceroseseses and killd moar servnts and only i got wai."
And then 1 moar mans cam to told Job a mesege.19 "Ur sunz howse feld over and skwishded evryones. Sry."
Then Job got upt and shaved and was liek "Gota prey now."
"Ceiling Cat sez I can has cheezburger, Ceiling Cat sez I no can has cheezburger. +1 to Ceiling Cat!
Ceiling Cat cans do anyfink, but cans he make a cheezburger so big that evn He cans not nom eet?!?!?!?!
If he cans not maik it, he cans not do evrythink, but if he cans, and then he cans not nom eet, he still cans not do evryfings!?!?!?! Oh noes!
Yarr, iz not a miff - Basement Cat is fo'reel. OK he no mind u tinkin Ceiling Cat iz teh mozt awsesum - but rly widdout Basement Cat der wuld be no balunce and widdout balunce in teh yooniverz it wuld ALL go crazee so Basement Cat's purrpus iz to bring stabeeliteez.
OK if u bee wantin u can say he is darrk or evilz or sumting; Basement Cat no reely care. He kno he iz awse. He kno he is needed. He kno wut hiz purrpus iz an so he juz do his job - wich iz simplee tu bee.
OK if u bee wantin u can say he is darrk or evilz or sumting; Basement Cat no reely care. He kno he iz awse. He kno he is needed. He kno wut hiz purrpus iz an so he juz do his job - wich iz simplee tu bee.
Ceiling Cat givz free will, but he noes what kittehs r going 2 do cuz Ceiling Cat iz omnishcientz. Dis is paradoks cuz u no can haz free will if Ceiling Cat allreedy noes wut ur going 2 do, srsly. Kthxbai
But dere's Basement cat, who take kitteh's cheezburgers. If Ceiling Cat can doo anyfing and want give kittehs cheezburgers, den y he not dstroy Basement Cat? No make sense!!!
awl teh ceiling cat can doo is giv gud kittehz teh cheezburgerz an pwn basement cat sumtiemz. yoo has choiees 2 doo gud kitteh tings. bad kittehs has basement cat. dat is dat. kthanx, srsly.
teh wuld was rip with sinz and noms
teh plan of basement cat was going purrrfectly and Ceiling cat? he was being napping
sometimes basement cat is kind to the hoomans
wud be a short victory
For now muahahahahhahahahahahahaha
awl teh ceiling cat can doo is giv gud kittehz teh cheezburgerz an pwn basement cat sumtiemz. yoo has choiees 2 doo gud kitteh tings. bad kittehs has basement cat. dat is dat. kthanx, srsly.
teh wuld was rip with sinz and noms
teh plan of basement cat was going purrrfectly and Ceiling cat? he was being napping
sometimes basement cat is kind to the hoomans
wud be a short victory
For now muahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Top Opinion
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S123 2011/05/23 18:54:14
Psalm 14
1 Short bus kittehs sez "No Ceiling Cat!"
Theyz bad.
2 Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate,
and iz like, do u getz it?
3 Theyz still bad
4 Dont thoze bad guyz
who eat teh kittehs like cheezburgers
reeulize that Ceiling Cat TOTALY RULEZ?!!
5 Ceiling Cat likez us better
6 We hidez under Ceiling Cat,
cuz hes like, really big.
7 When Ceiling Cat bring back teh kittehs,
that Jacob dood will be preety happi,
and Izrael is all liek, "Way cool!"
An while the waiting was going on this was served.
Along with some of this.
and I found this quite funneh