Step 1: Go buy a turkey and some good whiskey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey to check for qaulity
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, mmmm good isn't it
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink to make sure it is of the best quality
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take another whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying and eat out!
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naked_and_barefoot 2012/11/20 22:35:45
I just love creativity in the kitchen... and I love cooking too!
2 make sure you get ALL those neatly replaced "parts" out before cooking. Cooking those things smells bad and makes your turkey taste really bad. After that, stuffing is a piece of cake.
If You don't know how, there is this WONDERFUL invention called, "A Cook Book." AND the "Food Network."