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Do You Hide When Jehovah's Witness Knock on Your Door?

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  • Dan 2012/08/05 06:51:34 (edited)
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    Dan
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    What fun would that be? jehovah s witness joke

    A widower neighbor (now gone) saw two women, books in hand, getting out of their suburban in his yard. He ran out the door, dropped to his knees and proclaimed loudly to the sky: "Praise the lord! I ask for a woman and he brings me two of them!" He ran toward them but they retreated faster. That was the end of the jw visits. True story.
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  • Gordon 2012/08/06 22:47:10
    No
    Gordon
    +1
    We studied the Bible for over two years with a very nice Jehovah Witness couple, and leraned a great deal about what the Bible actually has in it that our Episcopal Church never even touches on. But, no church is perfect (people are the problem), so we did not join the Witness Protection Program. Jehovah Witnesses
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  • baxter 2012/08/06 18:23:12
    No
    baxter
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    NO
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  • Caedus01 Sith Lord of the P... 2012/08/06 13:53:59
    No
    Caedus01 Sith Lord of the PHAET
    +2
    no the Jehovah's Witnesses are very polite. No need to mistreat them
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  • VenomHalos 2012/08/06 07:38:17
    No
    VenomHalos
    +2
    They've never actually come to my door. I wish they would. It'd be interesting to hear what they have to say.
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  • Dweezle 2012/08/06 05:11:44
    No
    Dweezle
    +1
    No, I answer the door and advise them the Sheriff will be there soon as we have a strict No Solicitation policy in our security building.
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  • Me 2012/08/06 04:42:38
    Yes
    Me
    +1
    sometimes...if ya talk to them they keep coming back...shushhhh
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  • EdVenture 2012/08/06 04:36:02
    No
    EdVenture
    +1
    They don't come to my door anymore. hehehehehehe
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  • william raggett 2012/08/06 02:23:34
    No
    william raggett
    +1
    Just tell them I'm not interested and send them on their way
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  • CwrazyLwina 2012/08/06 01:01:09 (edited)
    No
    CwrazyLwina
    +1
    But I wish my mother had.
    EDIT: Actually, nvm. That's selfish. I wish she'd leave me out of it...!
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  • Kashee 2012/08/06 00:33:06
    No
    Kashee
    +1
    I don't normally answer the door when I am at home alone. If you are my friend, you know that and you'll call and say you're in my driveway! Then I'll answer the door.
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  • rspell 2012/08/05 22:21:16
    No
    rspell
    +1
    I live in a bad neighborhood. When someone knocks on the door, I exit the side door and sneak up on them. I just tell the witnesses , "No thanks."
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  • Robshock 2012/08/05 18:57:54
    No
    Robshock
    +2
    I answer the door carrying an Amway representative membership pack. They cancel each other out. In fact, the Jehovah's Witness usually runs away.
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  • Dweezle Robshock 2012/08/06 05:13:57
    Dweezle
    +2
    Now THATS funny!
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  • shazyb999 2012/08/05 18:55:22
    No
    shazyb999
    +2
    im always willing to listen to different opions, i dont know why people do hide from them they usually only wanna give you a booklet or at least the ones that knocked my door the other day did.
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  • Gordon shazyb999 2012/08/06 22:59:41
    Gordon
    +1
    Me too. I'm really sorry about that Jehovah Witness my watch dogs ate! Just kidding. They are always very polite, but some are afraid when they hear barks inside my house.
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  • shazyb999 Gordon 2012/08/07 07:09:39
    shazyb999
    +2
    lol
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  • Herb 2012/08/05 18:35:31
    No
    Herb
    +1
    i have book kingdom of the cults. i then bring them in, and give them something to drink and pop them with my knowledge of their church history. how it started on a lie and their relligion versus the bible by then they are running for the door lol.
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  • Vision of Verve 2012/08/05 18:33:25
  • lucythetooth 2012/08/05 18:31:20
    No
    lucythetooth
    +1
    I open the door and politely tell them I'm not interested. If they persist, I tell them to get the hell off my porch before I get the dog.
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  • Jan 2012/08/05 16:13:46
    No
    Jan
    +1
    I run rings round them and thoroughly enjoy doing it too.
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  • PumpkinMuncher 2012/08/05 15:36:56
    Yes
    PumpkinMuncher
    +1
    I hide from Mormons as well
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  • Bingo's Faddah 2012/08/05 14:24:24
    No
    Bingo's Faddah
    +2
    While this does not apply to me now, when I lived in New York I'd speak with them until they became confused. Then they changed tactics and came over at 8 AM Saturdays. I asked them not to as we slept in on weekends. Next week, sure enough, they came back, I sternly told them they were not welcome. Next Saturday, again. I went downstairs naked and working up a "stiffy", opened the door, and explained they were welcome to come up. The older woman and her young male partner looked me up and down (synchronized gaping at it'd finest!) and left. They never came back.

    Jesus had folks go to him to hear him speak, he didn't knock on doors.

    looked synchronized gaping finest jesus folks hear speak knock doors
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  • DavidSullivan 2012/08/05 14:13:51
    No
    DavidSullivan
    +1
    I answer the door in my Underwear:)
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  • Veritas 2012/08/05 13:41:34
    No
    Veritas
    +1
    No. I smile and thank them for coming by and firmly state I am happy in my own faith and no wish to change. The ones that have come to my door have been very respectful and just leave.
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  • Bingo's... Veritas 2012/08/05 14:26:04
    Bingo's Faddah
    +2
    Lucky you. Those that work in Queens are anything but respectful, but that was 40 years ago.
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  • bluelady 2012/08/05 13:40:27
    No
    bluelady
    +1
    they usually see the statue of Mary by my front door, draped with a rosary, in a little flower garden I have....they dont stay, and very rarely knock
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  • Queen Katherine 2012/08/05 13:21:45
    Yes
    Queen Katherine
    +1
    Most of the time anyway. I remember one time I didn't answer the door and they stood on my door step for over a half an hour.=/
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  • Strangelikeme 2012/08/05 13:13:27
    Yes
    Strangelikeme
    +1
    well , i don't open the door ...
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  • Alvin 2012/08/05 12:49:53
    No
    Alvin
    +2
    We have a doormat that says:
    "We Love our vacuum, we've found God and we gave at the office"
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  • lstl5 2012/08/05 12:41:42
    Yes
    lstl5
    +1
    I dont answer the door unless I know the people.
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  • Random 2012/08/05 12:32:41
    No
    Random
    +1
    But I've always wanted to answer the door dressed as the devil.

    My friend once answered the door, screaming random German words. It was very awkward, but the poor ladies' faces were priceless hahah =P
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  • Mrs.Vader-BN0 2012/08/05 12:12:06 (edited)
    No
    Mrs.Vader-BN0
    +1
    No, I nicely invite them in and my big, sloppy, obnoxious dogs jump all over them. They seldom stay for long and rarely return. Problem solved.
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  • FELINE GESTURES IN THE DARK 2012/08/05 11:52:29
    No
    FELINE GESTURES IN THE DARK
    +2
    They never come here . Guess why :))
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  • Leprachaun999 2012/08/05 11:44:56
    No
    Leprachaun999
    +2
    i give out my own fliers
    santanic Barnny
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  • Mrs.Vad... Leprach... 2012/08/05 12:14:23
    Mrs.Vader-BN0
    Hahahaha! Love it! My kids (11,13,16) have a hate-on for Barney for some weird reason. They would love that.
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  • Leprach... Mrs.Vad... 2012/08/05 12:18:19
    Leprachaun999
    Happy to help The Church of Procrastfarianism welcomes all.
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  • Elizabeth 2012/08/05 11:35:57
    No
    Elizabeth
    +1
    that would be stupid and cowardly.
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  • yoana 2012/08/05 11:33:34
    Yes
    yoana
    +1
    I usually don`t open the door
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  • Sodahead Founders are Fascists 2012/08/05 11:33:16
    No
    Sodahead Founders are Fascists
    +1
    I just tell them that I am an atheist and that I am not interested. Then they leave.
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  • kiwimac 2012/08/05 10:57:48
    No
    kiwimac
    +2
    You do realise those are Mormons in your picture? Just saying...
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