Decoy
CCRNRT
2012/07/30 20:42:06
One night, a
police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible
violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time,
he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his
keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the
front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone
left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began
to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that
could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible
violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time,
he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his
keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the
front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone
left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began
to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results
showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that
could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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Megan's a soul collector 2012/07/30 21:21:56
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+1hahahahaareply - Kalani 2012/08/07 06:35:13+1I'm going to do that as soon as I can:xreply
- Fariborz-Zak 2012/08/01 05:59:43+2nice way to avoid incoming misslesreply
- Sista Nunya 2012/08/01 05:06:16
- raine 2012/07/31 23:06:42+2Haha hareply
- john.keenan.792 2012/07/31 17:55:47+2is this not entrapment but that's a serious offence is it not and that's a man of the lawreply
- Kat 'CARROT' 2012/07/31 15:53:15+2hahaha nicereply
- dandieselonian 2012/07/31 07:30:52+2when I see radar speed traps I have heard of people who call in robery in progress to 911reply
- KG 2012/07/31 05:10:01+2lmfaoreply
- sjalan 2012/07/31 03:36:16+2Good one.reply
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+1thanksreply
- Me 2012/07/31 03:18:05+2haha...lol...that was a good onereply
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+2Thank youreply
- umapathy Krishnamurthy 2012/07/30 23:48:31+2Funny.reply
- K-ZOOMI-----0 2012/07/30 22:15:36+1
reply - Megan's a soul collector 2012/07/30 21:21:56+3Something tells me you could probably get in trouble for that, but it is funny.reply
- The Reaper Megan's... 2012/08/01 16:16:13+2Actually the man was not breaking the law, it was actually the cop that was indeed breaking entrapment laws when he pulled the fellow over, plus theres no law stating that I can not even look drunk...............as long as I am not drunk!reply
- Kane Fernau 2012/07/30 21:03:36+3This will make some people M.A.D.D.reply
- Juan O'Mara 2012/07/30 20:58:10+2thats why when Juan he hit the club he leave aboot 2 hours before closing, and always park away from the club and walk there.reply
- larisak 2012/07/30 20:55:10+2That's funny.reply
- Dave0626 2012/07/30 20:51:15+2HAHAHA!!..Love it!! :)reply
- Lord Emperor Kami Guro Bage... 2012/07/30 20:49:17+2Thats awesomereply
- Kat 2012/07/30 20:48:47+2
reply - Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2012/07/30 20:44:50+3Officer, "I knew that.."reply
- The Reaper 2012/07/30 20:44:40+3hahahaha I should have thought of dat!reply
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+2WE all shouldreply
