Couldn't resist this story: "Marathon sex sessions helps world's fattest woman lose weight "

A California woman who earned the title of the world's fattest woman
last fall says she's dropped 100 lbs thanks to marathon sex sessions
with her ex-husband, who said he couldn't resist her after she packed on
the pounds.

Pauline Potter weighed in at 643 lbs in September when she earned
the title of heaviest living woman from Guinness World Records.

It got to the point where the Sacramento woman couldn't go to the
bathroom by herself - she had to have her teenage son help her. (wonder if he's in therapy)

Three years ago, she left her husband Alex (via forklift). But after he saw her
world record, he came back to visit her -- and they rekindled their
relationship.

"I hadn't had sex in three years, but we did it six times," (*urp*) she told
the magazine of seeing Alex again. "He took charge as I couldn't move
much, but he was so attentive."

She said they have marathon sex sessions when Alex comes to visit
from Arizona, which has helped her lose weight -- something she's
wanted to do since before being named the fattest woman.

"I sweat off loads of calories. I call it 'sexercise,'" she said.
"I tell Alex he needs to visit more so he can help me shed the pounds
quicker." (at this point I threw up a little)

Alex said he enjoys (Egad) their romps in the bedroom, but told the magazine they do have to be careful.

"Once, when she got on top, I couldn't breathe," he said.(Just call him flat Alex)

When she won the title of world's heaviest woman, Potter said she hoped it would help spur her to a healthier life. (good for her, but stupid to gain weight for a title)

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glad she lost some weight AND some chubby chaser for taking one for the team.