Can Women Be Trusted?
- 2010/02/02 22:17:02
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One girl turned out to be a pill popper with a 66-year-old sugar daddy, another woman (or possibly the same one, there were a lot of blondes, it was hard to tell,) had tried to kill her brother. Still others seemed to be pathological liars, cutters, what have you. A real Pandora's Vault of the sort of girls who wonder why guys don't call them back after they carve their phone numbers into their chest whilst they sleep.
Anyway, getting to the point here, there was a section of the program where the producers ramped up the general level of discontent in the house by having the girls ask each other anonymous questions whilst hooked up to a lie detector. In this shocking section it turned out that several girls didn't trust the other girls, which was, for some reason, a real heart breaker for the women in the house.
Had these women never been to high school? High school is usually the place that women learn that other women are backstabbing two faced harpies who will turn them in for a slab of candy and a better quality life mate.
I went to an all girl's high school and reunions with friends from that time now exclusively center around who has gotten fat, who looks old, who has gotten divorced and who has engaged in scandalous behavior such as marrying outside their socio-economic status / age group. In other words, it's a joyfully shallow bitch fest in which we all bond and feel better about ourselves by merit of looking down on people who aren't there to defend themselves.
Women are the social engineers of the world. They exist in a murky world of gossip, half truths and social posturing. There are exceptions, but as a general rule, women are the more socially dangerous members of the species. Women are born with equipment that allows them to read others, spot their weaknesses and exploit them before they even open their mouths. Women who have honed these skills can make others cry with the right sort of look.
This isn't a woman-hating, woman-bashing rant. Women are awesome. They are blessed with subtle social talents that are hard to appreciate if you're not a woman. But can the average woman be trusted not to tell their friends that you've gained twenty pounds and gone down on a midget for some blow? Not in a million years.
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