Binge Drinking: Got any funny stories?

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Binge Drinking: Got any funny stories?

by Dangerous Dave Posted August 17, 2009 19:30:01

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Abusing alcohol is very bad for your health but a lot of people do it for fun. For me, A binge is when you disappear for a couple of days you don't tell anyone where you're going and when you get back you can't remember where you were.

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max jones October 30, 2009 12:37:08

Answered: Last time I binge drink...
when i was drunk, i could see my freind who had benn annoying me all night long , so then i decided i would run after him , then i realised there was a land rover between me and him , when i ran into it and knocked myself out.
sjo August 20, 2009 01:49:30

Answered: Last time I binge drink...
I think this is funny. Well I just don't remember. That is the whole point sometimes to drink to forget.
whatsatobe August 19, 2009 17:48:24

Answered: I don't drink that much...
Whenever stupid behavior becomes a lauded HOT TOPIC, the mental deterioration of the US of A is reconfirmed.
Hope & Love August 18, 2009 17:21:27

Answered: I don't drink that much...
Wow, your story was compelling enough, guess my drunken ways can not even compare to that!!! I can't imagine doing that Dave, you ARE dangerous!!! LOL!
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beagamer August 18, 2009 06:00:02

Answered: Last time I binge drink...
I've been drunk since 1986
nancy August 18, 2009 05:16:30

Answered: I don't drink that much...
I don't drink and do not find anything funny about abusing your body or endangering others by loosing control of your senses.
Carlos August 18, 2009 03:58:20

Answered: Last time I binge drink...
i was crying cuz my little sister got a boyfriend
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Rebecca August 18, 2009 03:30:07

Answered: Last time I binge drink...
I don't drink that much, however the last time I went all out, I was at my manager's house. His girlfriend kept pouring me shots, I lost count after 5. Anywho I went to sleep woke up in the middle of the night to purge, didn't make it to the bathroom before I started... but I did make it there eventually. I found out later that when I walked in to the bathroom, my manager was already in there naked, then he walked out. I didn't see him, I was a little preoccupied. He was totally cool about the situation, but I felt bad... so I don't drink hard with my co-workers anymore.
Ken August 18, 2009 01:54:10

Answered: I don't drink that much...
I don't drink at all.
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Royal Warrior August 18, 2009 01:02:44

Answered: I don't drink that much...
I don't drink at all. The only drinking story I have, is that my uncle was with a man who got drunk, then kept hitting my uncle (who was trying to drive the whole car-load of drunks home in this guys car) to the point that my uncle finally pulled over and let him drive. All of this is testimony from the other passengers, by the way, and backed up by the autopsy. The owner of the car then proceeded to wreck the car, and the only one hurt was my uncle, the only one NOT drunk, who was killed. I don't drink, and don't have much patience with those who drink and drive. In fact, I'll call the police on you in a split second.
dios August 18, 2009 00:12:22

Answered: Last time I binge drink...
I did insane things as always
some I cant even say but friends know and laugh there ass
alot has to do with waking up in HUH WERE
I once thought I woke up in FRANCE
on tour with the ROLLING STONES
and fell 7 feet out of a i didnt nt know it was a loft bed
naked
another I ended up in my underpants on the jersey highway in the rain they sdaid nite student for dam sake
a guy finally stopped and took off his sweat shirt drove me to the police in manhattan they all laughd and gave me clothes they seemed to have saved from the hippie era
and oh god for awhile it was endles those wild weekends of wasted youth and waking up looking for a phone bill to see where the hell I am
at least they were all really cute often in bands
but still

recently I got really wacked a friend came over and came on to me and like a freaking fool I did and I wanted to get it over with so I acted crazy talked dirty to encourage them
and dam it took forever cos they liked it they held back dam it and now they think IM AMAZING and I m worried about our friend ship I liked how it was
why did i do that

my binges are one night to day wacked one day sobbering up drinking a little to settle the hangover
and getting home and it also used to mean facing my room mate whod bet what time Id stumble and and...

I did insane things as always
some I cant even say but friends know and laugh there ass
alot has to do with waking up in HUH WERE
I once thought I woke up in FRANCE
on tour with the ROLLING STONES
and fell 7 feet out of a i didnt nt know it was a loft bed
naked
another I ended up in my underpants on the jersey highway in the rain they sdaid nite student for dam sake
a guy finally stopped and took off his sweat shirt drove me to the police in manhattan they all laughd and gave me clothes they seemed to have saved from the hippie era
and oh god for awhile it was endles those wild weekends of wasted youth and waking up looking for a phone bill to see where the hell I am
at least they were all really cute often in bands
but still

recently I got really wacked a friend came over and came on to me and like a freaking fool I did and I wanted to get it over with so I acted crazy talked dirty to encourage them
and dam it took forever cos they liked it they held back dam it and now they think IM AMAZING and I m worried about our friend ship I liked how it was
why did i do that

my binges are one night to day wacked one day sobbering up drinking a little to settle the hangover
and getting home and it also used to mean facing my room mate whod bet what time Id stumble and and where I was and who or what type
like a guitar player or what band or was he italian
(YES often) then itwas BENSONHURST and theyd hi five
once they bet money dammit
I did end up upstate in a snow storm with rettro hippies tripping out and one said I see my children in your eyes and I said NO WELL GET THEN OUT and rubbed my eyes and said I HATE THE GOD DAM GREATFULL DEAD! who takes acid anymore but morons!
(who drinks them selves 20 miles from home in a snow storm stuck with retro hippies tripping..guilty but I booked it out in the snow so pissed i passed a kid with ballons i popped a bunch fast with a ciggerette
that guy say his kids in my eyes! no im a bad mommy pop dont cry little kid its only ballons!
I have no sexually transmitted dieases amazingly clean as a whistle
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webmaven August 17, 2009 23:22:34

Answered: I don't drink that much...
Somehow, I can't quite put "binge drinking" and "funny" into the same sentence.
dios to webmaven August 18, 2009 00:12:54

hahahaha you should of seen me and my friend a courtney love clone
webmaven to dios August 18, 2009 23:13:30

hahaha. I'm sure you'll be laughing all the way to the emergency room.
Miss UT August 17, 2009 21:51:50

Answered: I don't drink that much...
There is absolutely nothing funny about binge drinking and making a fool of yourself. It is stupid and self-destructive...
mb20fan August 17, 2009 21:41:13

Answered: I don't drink that much...
I don't drink that much anymore... When I was younger I had my fun, and I imagine that's what most of us will say... Most of the time I was sensible about it, but a few times kinda stupid...
The Stench of Liberal Lies August 17, 2009 21:36:58

Answered: Last time I binge drink...
Heat stroke beer to gin and tonics at the nudie bar a little nap and a qt of orange gatoraid.Add a couple of over easy eggs sauage and home frys.
Makes for some very massive projectalie vomit
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dios to The Ste... August 18, 2009 00:16:23

FLOOR PIZZA
The Ste... to dios August 18, 2009 00:31:14

More like painting the wall the floor it wasn`t pretty
But do Beans Know You? August 17, 2009 20:46:07

Answered: I don't drink that much...
The last time I drank that much I was 17. My graduation party, and I spent most of it either running through the woods drunk and lost and singing Carole King songs (1st half) or sitting in the cold shower naked singing CArole King songs while other drunk people came in to pee and talk to me!!!
dios to But do ... August 18, 2009 00:13:40

carol king songs
thats
really
wacked
But do ... to dios August 18, 2009 22:51:26

yeah, considering I am only 32, so graduated in 1995. I shoulda been singing "Gangstas Paradise" or "Waterfalls" or even Garth Brooks "Rodeo". But nope. Carole King. See what alcohol does to you children? DON"T DRINK
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the Griffin August 17, 2009 20:41:11

Answered: I don't drink that much...
There is NOTHING funny about alcohol or drug abuse.
Anyone can drink until they are drunk, but why do it?
Alcohol is the number one societal ill in America today.
The Ste... to the Gri... August 18, 2009 00:40:56

Here is a percenatge of people that recover
48 percent recover after being in long term in house programs
Add Group counseling that makes it 50 percent
add AA that brings it up to 52 percent
With that in mind of those in recovery after the 1st and 2nd year 40 percent went back out
3 to 6 years 10 percent
longer than 6 years 2 percent did not go back out and most of those had a AA program why is that?
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Tim August 17, 2009 19:53:19

Answered: I don't drink that much...
As a former binge drinker I cannot think of anything less funny than trying to find fun in this habit. Binge drinking kills too many people to look at it with anything less that aversion.
Jimi_Bean August 17, 2009 19:44:29

Answered: I don't drink that much...
but last time I was drunk, I was actually with a, at the time, gf and some friends. Apparently, I spent most of the night asking that she sneak off with me for sex and then when she finally did, I fell asleep immediately after laying down.
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dios to Jimi_Bean August 18, 2009 00:15:02

the trick is if you wake up she says oh not again I cant your too much i cant walk I wonte able to walk for a week and youll say really was it good and she should say uh huh! oh yea
Jimi_Bean to dios August 18, 2009 00:18:13

lol. No she just told me the truth. She said I fell asleep before I could get my pants off.
helenros to Jimi_Bean August 18, 2009 21:29:41

That'll teach you.
Jimi_Bean to helenros August 18, 2009 21:31:13 (edited)

lol. It really didn't. I have drank that heavily since.
helenros to Jimi_Bean August 19, 2009 20:35:49

You have? Some day soon you will be old enough to experience alcohol killing your erection.
helenros August 17, 2009 19:36:19

Answered: I don't drink that much...
However I do have some funny stories. If only I could remember them.
SuperCee August 17, 2009 19:35:31

Answered: I don't drink that much...
I'm not a drinker. Drinking doesn't do anything for me.
dios to SuperCee August 18, 2009 00:15:51

than you havent drunk enough if it dosnt effect
ya but dont push the envolpe
sober is good
SuperCee to dios August 19, 2009 11:44:52

What I mean by it doesn't do anything for me, it doesn't make me feel good! Alcohol is a depressant. Sorry if I sound so clinical but it is a major downer and I like to be up so alcohol is not for me.