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Being gay is not natural.

(not mine...I just like to share)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the
world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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  • riff 2011/03/02 03:39:15
    riff
    +2
    11) Gay marriage is a wonderful thing because the Bible says its all about love not judgment, so what shall we do with Corinthians 6:9, or perhaps Romans 1:24 then.
  • david.s... riff 2012/08/05 21:45:33
    david.s.dawson.9
    +1
    god and jesus NEVER EXISTED show me one picture of either or they never happened religion is for sad people who need to fill a sad void in there sad lives because there pathetic and need a imaginary belief to feel normal. lol @ religion biggest cause death on the planet.

    as for gay marrige lol being gay its NOT normal in any way shape of form all gays are just sick humans.valid point and lets see the gays get out of this. SEX is not and has never been for pleasure its striclty reproduction nothing else! so how is it normal? just because a minority say it is? no its not its WRONG!.
  • Mr. Basket david.s... 2012/08/21 02:38:16
    Mr. Basket
    So that's why the sex industry does so well for itself, right?
    Because it's all about reproduction and not pleasure..
  • Kaitie Kat riff 2012/10/01 16:38:01
    Kaitie Kat
    +2
    That verse wasn't saying that about gays though.
  • Fluttershyfan 2010/07/31 23:00:17
    Fluttershyfan
    +1
    I absolutely love this! conservatives are just a bunch of hypocratic bigots.
  • Insomniac Sweetheart 2009/08/01 02:27:21 (edited)
    Insomniac Sweetheart
    +1
    wooow. that's so anti-gay(i guess that's what it'd be called). and i hope it makes people realize how stupid the hatred they have for those who are diffrent than them truly is.

    gay people are born like that, straight parents don't only raise straight kids, and many people can succeed with same sex role models in their house holds.

    sexuality, race, and gender shouldn't matter. people should just accept and love other for who they are. NOT judge them. and, even if someone has a problem with who a person is, then they need to keed their mouth shut, keep the thoughts in their heads, and try to open up to, and embrace the diversity we have in the world.


  • Mike 2009/07/30 05:11:56
    Mike
    +5
    Ah, brilliant! I just wish I could get my baptist 30+ person family to stop judging.
  • Mr. Basket Mike 2009/07/30 05:46:35
    Mr. Basket
    +1
    Sounds like my family!
  • Mike Mr. Basket 2009/08/01 02:19:53
    Mike
    +1
    They're great people when it comes to helping people out; as long as they don't have to do it personally, and as long as that person isn't gay. I'm sure I can get them to understand somehow, but it's like building a house out of butter.
  • Mandimonium 2009/05/28 00:11:09
    Mandimonium
    +1
    great!
  • Ms Bunny 2009/01/01 20:44:39 (edited)
    Ms Bunny
    +1
    I love this because people are tooo judgemental, None of us is god so we need not to try and act like we are. If a person is born gay or choose to be gay, it doesnt matter to me. I will still love them because thats what god SAID to do, NOT "Judge as many people as possible because your as powerful as me and your judgement will have the last say for that person." We as humans need to close are mouths more and open up are hearts alot more.
  • peter wain Ms Bunny 2011/04/24 23:31:56
    peter wain
    +2
    where did you get this info about what God says? If it is the Bible that is not true, try reading it,Judgements have to be made or there is No right or wrong.Just as child molesters are wrong, pro gay is just the worldly fashion right now!
  • N.D. Nile 2008/12/31 08:52:15
    N.D. Nile
    +1
    Very clever - hopefully it makes some people realize how ridiculous and illogical some of their beliefs are.
  • bdb 2008/12/31 06:51:15
    bdb
    +1
    Oh you were craking me up! I love this satire. Thank You. In reality you are pushing across so much common sense.
  • Regina 2008/12/31 01:40:17 (edited)
    Regina
    This is alot of crap if you ask me. It made no sense at all.
  • Urara K... Regina 2009/05/20 18:44:00
  • sadiesmom 2008/12/31 00:22:11
    sadiesmom
    +1
    ☻☻☻
  • tibetsun 2008/12/30 22:18:40 (edited)
    tibetsun
    +3
    Lol. This is crazy--one is BORN gay--they don't grow into it. Ignorant people need to be open and tolerant.
  • peter wain tibetsun 2011/04/24 23:34:28
    peter wain
    +1
    No real evidence for that any more than being born a child molester , Is that OK? should I tolerate that?
  • tom Savage 2008/12/30 17:12:19

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