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Are You Ready for the Sega Toylet?

Christine Lusey 2011/06/20 19:00:00
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Peeing in Japan just got a whole lot more fun! Well, if you're a guy anyway.

Sega (what would Sonic think??) is introducing the Toylet, and it's just as bizarre as it sounds. The Toylet is an LCD screen and sensors attached to a urinal, with four games for guys to play while they urinate, and they're all just as gross as you're probably imagining.

There's Graffiti Eraser, which tasks the player with "washing" away graffiti, Milk From Nose (ugh), in which the player's stream is pitted against the previous player's, Mannekin Pis, which measures the volume of ... well, you get it. And then there's The North Wind and Her, which is about a block and a half beyond disturbing: the player's pee takes on the power of wind blowing up a woman's skirt.

Currently, Sega is testing out the Toylet in metro stations in Tokyo, with an eye toward a November release in bars and restaurants. Sadly for you yanks looking for a little urinal fun: Sega has no plans to bring the Toylet to America.

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  • PDenoli 2011/06/20 21:12:21
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    PDenoli
    +5
    Can I get this for the house? I totally would.

    Is there a version for the ladies, too?

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  • harley hedgehog 2011/12/08 03:24:52
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    harley hedgehog
    Oh sega...you make me ashamed to be a sonic fan...
    strong answer sega ashamed sonic fan
  • Al 2011/06/24 22:57:40
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Al
    Anything Japanese is great, so it's cool.
  • Euphrosyne 2011/06/22 21:58:38
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Euphrosyne
    My boyfriend would love to have this. Looks like I'll have an early birthday gift for him.
  • Zamboni - Madoka Magica fan... 2011/06/22 17:54:52 (edited)
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    Zamboni - Madoka Magica fan BN0
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!?
  • WolfEyes 2011/06/21 23:09:02
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    WolfEyes
    +1
    I think I could do without this.
  • Happy 2011/06/21 15:57:29
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Happy
    to me this shows how much cooler japan is and furthers my desire to move there...
  • FluffyCupcakespanker~PWCM~JLA 2011/06/21 14:36:18
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    FluffyCupcakespanker~PWCM~JLA
    +1
    thats pretty funny
  • R3b3l 2011/06/21 12:46:44
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    R3b3l
    i accidently clicked yes, i meant to say no.
  • Invidia 2011/06/21 12:05:13
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Invidia
    I want one for girls to.
  • G 2011/06/21 10:49:40
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    G
    +1
    Finally! Sega's big comeback to consoles.
  • KendraTaylor 2011/06/21 09:11:50
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    KendraTaylor
    +1
    technology is our greatest gift, yet it will be our biggest downfall. This is just too much.
  • Through A Glass Darkly 2011/06/21 07:58:56 (edited)
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    Through A Glass Darkly
    +2
    Bad enough most don't wash their hands after using the toilet. Now they'll have another reason to want to stay there for extended periods just to play this. I'm curious to see how the game is though. Here's a thought maybe the you can use a water pistol to play it too.
  • Mark 2011/06/21 07:49:14
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    Mark
    +1
    It's all fun and games until the splashback causes someone to lose an eye. lol

    Seriously, though, that's just gross.
  • mateo 2011/06/21 07:02:38
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    mateo
    +1
    If it comes to North America they will just end up putting it in the public schools.
  • ~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2011/06/21 06:59:15
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    ~HopelessRomanticM17~
    +2
    BAHAHAHA omg that is hilarious! the TOYlet...hahahaha
  • haileyrawrr926 2011/06/21 06:52:53
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    haileyrawrr926
    +1
    hahah thats pretty funny :P
    to bad its only for guys they need to invent something for the ladies
  • Desi Beck 2011/06/21 06:35:12
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Desi Beck
    +1
    I WAAAAAANNNNT!!!!!!
  • BT 2011/06/21 05:54:26
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    BT
    +1
    I'm actually surprised it wasn't invented years ago. Boys have been playing peeing games forever. From writing in the snow, to the classic kid's "sword fight," peeing has always been a favored pass-time of boys the world over.
    Maybe this will help them keep it in the toilet too. I remember some kids in my 3rd grade class would try to see how far up the wall they could pee. I'm sure the janitors wished the could have installed Toylets!
  • Nuke 2011/06/21 05:53:46
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Nuke
    +2
    Sure...Might teach some morons to aim better. lol
  • Just Jenn for Now 2011/06/21 05:14:18
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Just Jenn for Now
    +3
    Invent one for girls!! Lol
  • Ash-the-empress 2011/06/21 04:37:22
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Ash-the-empress
    +3
    Oh you Japanese.
  • bullsballs 2011/06/21 03:51:40
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    bullsballs
    +3
    got better things to do do
  • Sophia Eulalia 2011/06/21 03:42:08 (edited)
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    Sophia Eulalia
    +2
    I am already annoyed by the fact that very few people I know can get through an entire sentence's worth of conversation without whipping out their cell phones. We don't need them congregating and spending half the day in a restroom. Let the Japanese keep their weird-ass games to themselves. (Not to mention that this is totally worthless to me as a female.)

    I get the humor involved in this, but I still think it is stupid.
  • Account Closed 2011/06/21 03:33:44
  • Ell 2011/06/21 03:21:37
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Ell
    +2
    That sounds great dude!! I wanna go to Japan! :P
  • Miku Rock 2011/06/21 03:21:29
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Miku Rock
    +2
    a good idea
  • Panda 2011/06/21 03:00:19
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    Panda
    +3
    omg japan....you've done it again.
  • munda 2011/06/21 02:50:29
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    munda
    +3
    I would drink more water everyday for it.
  • PanDuh 2011/06/21 01:41:44
  • anke 2011/06/21 01:08:26
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    anke
    +3
    More dudes would probably actually AIM FOR THE URINAL instead of random objects surrounding it.
  • Vision of Verve 2011/06/21 00:43:02
  • ☠Marz555☠ 2011/06/21 00:11:54 (edited)
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    ☠Marz555☠
    +1
    I hope they make a version for us small guys, that tube seemed awfully long... for Japan anyway. japan world hands number littile penis
  • Death On Two Legs 2011/06/20 23:33:52
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Death On Two Legs
    +2
    Now they need to make one for the ladies.
  • Michael McFascist 2011/06/20 23:29:41
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Michael McFascist
    +3
    I am ready, for nothing from the Land Of The Rising Turd Burger surprises me anymore.
  • lostinspace91 2011/06/20 23:26:20
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    lostinspace91
  • _Ganjaa 2011/06/20 23:12:39 (edited)
    "No" isn't a strong enough answer
    _Ganjaa
    +2
    half of me says yes .
    the other says maybe .
  • dePSyChO 2011/06/20 23:05:15
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    dePSyChO
    +1
    Totally. Standing at a urinal is boring and games would be awesome.

    The only problem would be that the screen would be dirtied or taken if it was brought to America because, well, you know the people here.
  • ɟʇʇoɔs 2011/06/20 22:39:04
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    ɟʇʇoɔs
    +1
    I gotta have one of these in my house!!!!!
  • Katie 2011/06/20 22:20:26
    Yes, that sounds awesome
    Katie
    +4
    I would have to grow a penis to use one though, and I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon...

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