Actress's Dress Flies Up on the Red Carpet: Have You Ever Had a Wardrobe Malfunction?

the seam of my pants spit open went i went down to pick up a casket being a pall bearer one hand on the casket one hand on my ass. my dad said thats my boy

My dress got tucked into my underwear after going to the bathroom. So embarrassing..lol

It has happened twice.

I was playing bagpipe at a funeral. I was positioned facing the family. The highway was behind me as was my wife who was the funeral director for that service. As I was playing I felt a wee breeze, heard my wife giggle and heard some truck's air horns but gave it ver little thought.

As we were walking back to the car, I asked my wife what she was giggling about. "You didn't feel it?" she asked. "I felt a wee breeze but that was all" I replied. "Well that wee breeze blew your kilt up above your arse and you mooned three truck drivers!"

So THAT was why they were blowing their horns!

The second time was about a year ago, About 400 guests were behind me in metal folding chairs with about 8 dignitaries on stage in front of me. A long, strong wind came from behind and my backside got really cold. Then I heard a giggle here and another there. Before long, I heard giggling and laughing all over behind me and thought to myself, "Well I reckon I done mooned-em!"

It probably looked a bit like this.

Centurion, you naughty boy. You mean you go commando underneath the kilt? LMAO.

It is called "Going Regimental" Darlin!

Yes, it is much more comfortable than something which feels like one is getting tied up in knots down there.

The exception is when I fully EXPECT high winds and a lot of kids. Then I dress for the wind.

Hilarious, and the Queen was oblivious or she would not be smiling. Going back to going regimental, my question is how could you predict Mother Nature? Shouldn't you be ready for all kinds of winds, high and low?

I've been surprised a few times.

One morning was a strong breeze at 20 degrees in January so I put on some black boxers. At the gravesite, the temperature had hot changed but the wind had my kilt blown up to horizontal. Fortunately, I was ready.

That day I played for the VFW on the coast, there was no breeze at all when I went outdoors to practice. An hour later I got em-bare-assed. It seems that if there is an "all adult" gathering, they "want" it to blow up. One lady asked me some months ago what I had under there.

I told her, "Lipstick, on a good day two shades."


It happens sometimes.

She should've done a Marilyn and put one hand on the dress / skirt:http://www.popartuk.com...

I was holding my dog when I was talking to someone one day and he got all excited for some reason and started to squirm so much that he pulled my shirt down thus flashing my bra. The guy I was talking to didn't say anything but he clearly saw everything >.<

Wait...what?

It's nothing, I just accidentally flashed a cute guy. Really awkward and embarrassing >.<

Accidentally? You said HE pulled it down. So obviously he just wanted to see your bra lol.

Noooo my dog did. I had my dog in my arms and he was squirming so as I put him down he took my shirt too :p

Oh haha that's hilarious

So glad my embarrassment amuses u lol

Haha don't worry, I'm laughing with you, not at you.

After spending the afternoon at the pool, several friends (male and female) and I decided to whip up a quick dinner. We sat down at the table and it was decided I should serve everyone. When I stood up to reach for a dish, the strap on my bathing suit broke and my top ended up on the table. My hands moved quickly to cover things up and I ran into the bathroom, where someone kindly handed me a t-shirt.

WTF? She did not go commando? What a disappointing event.!!!

Yes, i wore a white sweater that made my bra visible. I had to borrow a friend's hoodie.

Why did you?

I didn't notice that it was visible

I wore a blouse inside out; and my all time fave..."Aunt Edna" visited while I was at the movies and wearing white jeans.

Aww oh no! lol I'm lucky mine is really light so i could potentially last a couple hours with no supplies and not leak through. Still that is why I don't wear white jeans.

It doesn't even look like underwear...it looks like spandex... which is what any normal person would wear under a dress, not saying she's abnormal but y'know

nope, but those are my favorite undies on a girl.

Boyshorts?

Yup.

I put my pants on backwards and didn't notice until I got to school.
And one time I was in the library with my friends and I didn't notice I was close to flashing until they told me.
Also this one time in 3rd grade I was walking up the stairs to get into school, it was really windy and my skort blew up a little. But it was a skort so nobody saw anything :D

I always have the drawstring of my shorts on the outside..i went shopping with one of my best friends & while we were walking she waved her hand out & got her hand caught in the string & pulled my shorts down abit the people ahead got to see everything but i just pulled my shorts up & laughed...

at least she wore underwear

Not like that. At least not yet.

I was coming home from the Atlanta area and I stopped at Ruby Tuesday's for lunch. I noticed something wasn't right with my shorts, but didn't give it too much thought. It was when I realized after I had sat down what was wrong: My shorts had a tear down my right ass cheek. Worse, I was going commando on my cheap shorts. Luckily, I had my jacket with me and tied it around my waist. I don't know if anyone saw me and my right ass cheek...don't particularly care. Nobody was staring at me or raising a stink about it. All I know is that the clothing at Beall's is terrible.

the elastic from my slip broke and my slip ended around my ankles.

Wait, does walking around a dinner party with my zipper down count? (black pants with white underwear) lmao

At least she was wearing underwear. Not common with stars these days.

I like her shoes!

Nope, not yet....

I'm not so sure that was a malfunction. ;)

well except for my hat blew off and got run over by and 18 wheeler