Accused Walmart Groper, 18, Told Cops He Was Powerless Against An Enticing "Booty" | The Smoking Gun: Should he go to prison?

by Heisenberg Posted 2012/08/14 01:50:14

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THESMOKINGGUN.COM reports:Meet Aaron Morris.

The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control.

Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale.

“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

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Heisenberg 2012/08/14 01:52:35

Yes

+7
Learn self-control in prison.
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Demonic Rat Hunter 2012/08/14 02:51:05

Yes

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if for nothing else --For using such a stupid whiney excuse. Let him be the gropee for
awhile.

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gvc 2012/08/14 02:49:22

Yes

+3
Creep! Maybe some prison time will teach him some impulse control.

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gregaj7 2012/08/14 02:41:57

No

+3
Castration.

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Michael S. to gregaj7 2012/08/14 13:32:46 (edited)

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Really? You actually think violent and permanent sexual mutilation is a proportionate sentence for the crime of touching a woman's butt over the clothes without permission? What is this, Saudi Arabia?

I hope you're just joking, but that's the thing...sometimes you just can't tell.

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gregaj7 to Michael S. 2012/08/14 17:22:21

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For me, the joke is involving municipal authorities at all.

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Michael S. to gregaj7 2012/08/14 23:24:28 (edited)

...phew. There are just so many people looking forward to Bubba ramming his ten incher up this kid's butt (and thinking that's justice) that Poe's law is coming into play.

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jc 2012/08/14 02:33:51

No

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It's just a misdemeanor battery charge.He won't get prison.But,he does need psychiatric help.Dude is not right in the head.

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phil 2012/08/14 02:33:05

Yes

+3
6 months. Learn my friend learn

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britbiker 2012/08/14 02:26:50

Yes

+4
Damn if he can't keep his hands to himself, Then he deserves to meet Bubba

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Joe Shwingding BN-ZERO 2012/08/14 02:23:29

No

+4
while unwanted groping is offensive ... locking him up is just ridiculous.

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SA 2012/08/14 02:22:00

Yes

+2
If he did that to my daughters or granddaughter, he would be praying to get locked up before I put my foot up his booty!!

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Tim Upham 2012/08/14 02:12:11

No

+3
This kid was as horny as hell. He needs emergency sex. Do not send him to prison, send him to a whore house. He needs it very badly. Prison is a place for the Aurora mass murderer, not for someone with extremely high testerone levels. I will provide the absorbent cloth for when he masturbates.

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Kingarthurup 2012/08/14 02:09:56

No

+1
what is she doing having a booty.

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~*PoliceGirl*~ (>^-^)> 2012/08/14 02:08:56

Yes

+2
for a long time

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mwg0735 2012/08/14 02:04:40
Cricket 2012/08/14 02:03:08

No

+2
He needs a lesson in good manners and appropriate behavior. Prison teaches criminal minds to be "better." And it sucks on tax payers' bank account.

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Stacee 2012/08/14 02:02:23

Yes

+3
What an idiot

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RayG 2012/08/14 02:01:50

Yes

+3
Lame excuse form a lame guy....hope he enjoys his fellow jail mates....they're gonna have fun with him

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GANGA~Patriotic Revolution ... 2012/08/14 02:00:48 (edited)

Yes

+3
He will be surrounded by other libs with the same "impulse control" problem!

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Lorelei Lee 2012/08/14 02:00:11

Yes

+3
Prison no. Unless he keeps it up. A few days in the county jail yes. You can't go around touching people inappropriately.

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HOMBRE 2012/08/14 01:57:56

Yes

+5
There will be guys in prison thinking his booty the same way.lol

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The Mosher 2012/08/14 01:57:35

Yes

+2
LOLZ

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Gina Shown 2012/08/14 01:56:53

Yes

+3
of course he should--people don't have the right to put their hands on other people!!!

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Curmudgeon 2012/08/14 01:56:00

No

+2
Guess he wanted to touch that junk in the trunk, least he's being honest about it...

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~*Polic... to Curmudgeon 2012/08/14 02:10:04

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whould you feel differently if you knew the girl?

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Curmudgeon to ~*Polic... 2012/08/14 02:17:49

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I was trying to have fun with this, of course I know this guy is going to jail but laugh anyone laugh anymore at a people that are obviously morons?

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~*Polic... to Curmudgeon 2012/08/14 02:27:40

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i'm not trying to be snarky or anything im just really bored sorry

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phil to ~*Polic... 2012/08/14 02:36:22

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Not just the law its respect for a girl woman. Lady. I agree with u. Hands off

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~*Polic... to phil 2012/08/14 02:41:39

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personally there wouldnt have been enough of his arms left to handcuff if he would have groped me or my girl

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phil to ~*Polic... 2012/08/16 14:33:26

Well put. Well put in deed

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~*Polic... to phil 2012/08/18 02:09:02

thank you sir

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JMCC 2012/08/14 01:53:59

No

+1
Probation or community service might be more appropriate for a first offence...

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~*Polic... to JMCC 2012/08/14 02:10:49

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Put yourself in her place. Would you want some stranger groping you and then walking off?

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JMCC to ~*Polic... 2012/08/14 02:17:25

+3
Actually, it has happened to me... Embarrassingly.

When I was 14 I visited Greece and had my bum squeezed several times - by old women!!!

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~*Polic... to JMCC 2012/08/14 02:26:40

+3
oh my...I would totally flip out...

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JMCC to ~*Polic... 2012/08/14 02:30:35

+2
I was - honestly they were "Groping Grannies"!

I asked the tour guide and he said it was normal and that these women would always squeeze s peach to see if it was ripe... 31 years later and I still haven't forgotten it!

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~*Polic... to JMCC 2012/08/14 02:33:32

+2
Ouch...talk about scaring

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JMCC to ~*Polic... 2012/08/14 02:38:38

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Actually after I found out why, I was a little flattered - irritated, but a little flattered, if that makes sense.

I didn't want anymore though! LOL

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~*Polic... to JMCC 2012/08/14 02:42:50

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Yea i would be walking around back to back with Rose if some stranger groped my tush

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Balladeer-PWCM-POTL 2012/08/14 01:53:47

Yes

+3
unless he admits he is an animal with no self-control...if so he should be neutered and put in a cage...that's what you do with feral animals

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