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A late Thanksgiving joke: How to cook a turkey!

Anjirocks 2008/11/28 12:27:19
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Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!
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  • *~JENNBEAVER~* 2008/12/03 01:46:50
    Funny!
    *~JENNBEAVER~*
    +1
    LOL....

    I always like this commercial,...its the best Thanksgiving comedy stuff yet,...

    I also did a poll on this last year around Thanksgiving...everyone loved the commercial.....some men weren't too fond of it though...lol

  • Anjirocks *~JENNB... 2008/12/03 02:15:09
    Anjirocks
    +1
    lol!!!

    obv never seen that commercial before but ewww!! that turkey looks like it weighs more than that woman!!! =D

    *is vegetarian and disgusted by raw meat* =D
  • *~JENNB... Anjirocks 2008/12/03 03:41:18
    *~JENNBEAVER~*
    +1
    LOL! Sorry, I figured you would focus more on the man getting whacked in the back of the head with it....so appropriate....

    I first fell in love with the commercial because, if you have ever had to struggle with a turkey that is bigger than you are....you would appreciate what she was going through...lol
  • Pendy 2008/12/02 21:57:12
    None of the above
    Pendy
    +1
    THAt is beyond funny that sounds like my family lolhahaha funny sounds family lolhahaha
  • Gremlin (OYO) 2008/11/29 12:34:02
    That sounds like me!
    Gremlin  (OYO)
    +1
    Yeah, that would be me, so I´m banned from turky cooking......I whyder wond..HIC....
  • m 2008/11/29 02:59:13
    Funny!
    m
    +1
    Thank God I don't do that anymore!
  • Eddie 2008/11/28 23:09:28 (edited)
    Funny!
    Eddie
  • Rose(The Threat Is Real) 2008/11/28 21:51:12
    Funny!
    Rose(The Threat Is Real)
    +1
    lmao that's awesome directions on how to cook a turkey.
  • Kelly~Saved "In God We Trust" 2008/11/28 17:43:24
    Funny!
    Kelly~Saved "In God We Trust"
    +1
    This has to be one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard. Up keep the work good! lol
    funny funniest jokes heard work lol
  • bobertson21 2008/11/28 17:29:47
    Funny!
    bobertson21
    +1
    LOL, seriously thats a good one.

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