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$96 Cheese Contains Edible Gold: Worth It or Waste?

SodaHead Living 2011/11/16 19:55:43
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Now that you've digested that Gucci makes a $495 dress for 5-year-olds, why don't you chew on this? Cheese that costs $96 a slice. Sadly, this isn't a joke.

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According to The Daily Mail, Long Clawson Dairy's premium white Stilton is shot through with a combination of real edible gold leaf and real gold liqueur. "You can see the gold clearly in the slices and we've not been shy with how much gold we've put in the batch," said Janice Breedon, a spokeswoman for Long Clawson Dairy, according to the Mail.

"We wanted to create something special, a unique Stilton cheese, for the Christmas market -- just a limited run to hopefully get more people interested in Stilton," she added.

The plan seems to have worked. Celebs -- including a Gulf-based oil sheikh and a famous pop star -- are already demanding a nibble of Clawson Stilton Gold, according to the cheese-maker. "We're frankly amazed that word has leaked out and we're being contacted by some very important and well-heeled people about the cheese. It's Britain's blingiest cheese but, judging by the inquiries we've had, I'd say most of it will be leaving the country before Christmas," Breedon said.

Admit it -- wouldn't you like to try a bite?

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  • The Third Reich 2011/12/16 00:00:24 (edited)
    Waste!
    The Third Reich
    lol edible gold? um I'll pass. It's CHEESE? lol I'll stick with Kraft or some other much-cheaper-than-96-dollars brand thank you.
  • Jeremiah 2011/12/14 23:18:10
    Waste!
    Jeremiah
    $96 for CHEESE? excuse me...
    *facepalm*
    *facepalm*
    *facepalm*

    O.K. I'm back... What were we talking about. Oh right $96 cheese. Excuse me...
  • Beverly Bryant 2011/11/28 00:34:58
    Waste!
    Beverly Bryant
    WTFudge, man? Why, and what's the point?
  • TurtleShroom 2011/11/23 19:22:03
    Worth it!
    TurtleShroom
    -and let me tell you why.

    Buy the cheese, remove the cheese, and keep the gold. BOOM! INVESTMENT CITY!!
  • Jessica Phillips 2011/11/20 22:26:26
    Waste!
    Jessica Phillips
    +1
    Might as well just eat our money.
    money food
  • thksfrthmmrs 2011/11/18 22:01:23
    Waste!
    thksfrthmmrs
    +1
    1. When did gold become edible?
    2. 100$ cheese? No thank you.

    head shake
  • Anna 2011/11/18 16:59:56
    Worth it!
    Anna
    +1
    Indeed!!!!!! But I'm not Bill Gates.
  • NoobGotPowned 2011/11/18 16:56:42
    Waste!
    NoobGotPowned
  • Bay 2011/11/18 15:43:46
    Waste!
    Bay
    +1
    i only say this because im not sure exactly what the gold is bringing to the cheese. is it just flashiness, like when theres a gold leaf on top of a brownie? or is it supposed to chemically react with the stilton and form a new taste?
  • Anna Bay 2011/11/18 17:02:34
    Anna
    +1
    Gold protein is good for us. Some people use it on their arms
  • Bay Anna 2011/11/18 21:21:30
    Bay
    +1
    i hope youre joking...
  • Anna Bay 2011/11/19 00:16:55
    Anna
    +1
    Not 1 bit. I'm a 30 year old girl and don't want to fight.
  • Bay Anna 2011/11/19 20:51:36
    Bay
    +1
    im not looking for a fight, but theres no protein in gold.
  • Anna Bay 2011/11/20 13:47:47
    Anna
    +1
    What can I possibly say to you?? I didn't make this up. I read about it through doctors and more.
  • Bay Anna 2011/11/20 17:10:53
    Bay
    +1
    dude! gold is an element! proteins are biochemical compounds!
  • Anna Bay 2011/11/20 17:47:15
    Anna
    +1
    Whatever. Nothing I say do you believe me.
  • TurtleS... Bay 2011/11/23 19:23:43
    TurtleShroom
    Bay's right.

    -but there could still be health benefits. Much like iron is in a diet, gold may have its purposes...
  • Bay TurtleS... 2011/11/23 23:36:25
    Bay
    thank you! if you can believe it, she blocked me.

    and yes, there are a very few scientific studies that say gold can be beneficial to ones health. additionally, there are trace amounts of gold in ones body.
  • RosaG 2011/11/18 15:26:19
    Waste!
    RosaG
  • Untouched 2011/11/18 12:36:23
    Waste!
    Untouched
    +1
    looks gross
  • shoSHO! 2011/11/18 08:49:41 (edited)
    Worth it!
    shoSHO!
    +2
    if the cheese tastes good i might buy it in a moment of insanity. which is always
    but it's really not that expensive!
  • Traveller 2011/11/18 07:46:52
    Waste!
    Traveller
    +1
    Go instead to poor parts of the world make life gentle there.
  • Wolfman 2011/11/18 06:59:18
    Waste!
    Wolfman
    Gold is not edible. One can put it in the stomach, but this too shall pass. With effort you can eat it, capture it, and recycle it.
  • Anna Wolfman 2011/11/18 17:04:00
    Anna
    +1
    Gold is edible. Indeed. I'm a girl and I know.
  • TurtleS... Anna 2011/11/23 19:25:02
    TurtleShroom
    Ma'am, edible means you can consume it without getting sick or dead. If it's edible, it can be eaten, but that doesn't mean it'll be absorped by your digestive system and used.

    For example, paper is "edible", but it has no nutrients and comes out on the other end without much change.
  • Anna TurtleS... 2011/11/23 23:37:41
    Anna
    Wrong. I wish I could just smack ya.
  • verybossy101 2011/11/18 05:43:44
    Waste!
    verybossy101
    +1
    ewwwwwwwwwwwww thanks but i'll stick to cheddar!
  • Chukroast 2011/11/18 05:38:30
    Waste!
    Chukroast
    Speaking of waste: what's the lump sum value?
  • ♥Musicvirtue♥ 2011/11/18 04:56:46
    Waste!
    ♥Musicvirtue♥
    +1
    dude that stuff aint healthy like are choking rates are gunna go up, not worth the idea of gold coming out your ass once its devoured :D
  • ArthurBaller 2011/11/18 02:40:34
    Waste!
    ArthurBaller
    waste
  • santaisgod4ever 2011/11/18 02:35:05
    Worth it!
    santaisgod4ever
    +2
    Hang on to that cheese, it will be worth $9,600 in ten years!!
  • the boss 2011/11/18 02:10:04
    Waste!
    the boss
    what the fuuuuuuge cake is such a better use of money 8D
  • sally 2011/11/17 23:54:07
    Waste!
    sally
    +2
    I'd rather have blue cheese.
  • Kathleen O'Malley 2011/11/17 23:52:24
    Waste!
    Kathleen O'Malley
    +1
    Unless I got one as a gift. :-p
  • Muver 2011/11/17 23:44:36
    Waste!
    Muver
    +1
    Another of those crazy holiday gimmicks....but look who has contacted the cheesemakers... they can afford it, with our bucks in their pockets...
  • I Wish I Were A Skywalker..... 2011/11/17 21:29:36
    Worth it!
    I Wish I Were A Skywalker... ~ In Television I Trust
    +2
    HOW MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT CHEESE ARE YOU GOING TO POST?
  • TurtleS... I Wish ... 2011/11/23 19:25:40
    TurtleShroom
    Who DOESN'T like cheese? (Besides lactose intolerant folks and vegetarians.)
  • I Wish ... TurtleS... 2011/11/25 15:59:18
    I Wish I Were A Skywalker... ~ In Television I Trust
    I know, but I've read 3 so far... Just eat it, don't write about it!
  • Balladeer-PWCM-POTL 2011/11/17 21:29:13
    Waste!
    Balladeer-PWCM-POTL
    +1
    i have to go with waste...Gold is an interesting metal but it has no business in food it doesn't bring any flavour of it's own and it doesn't enhance existing flavour...WELL prepared food is a treasure in and of itself

    "The discovery of a new dish confers more happiness on humanity, than the discovery of a new star.

    Tell me what you eat and I will Tell you what you are"

    Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
  • I am the Don Dada 2011/11/17 20:36:58

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