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21 Funny Chinese Proverbs

Self - Deactivation. 2009/12/08 00:41:22
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(1) Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk
(2) Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth,
(3) War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
(4) Wife who out man in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.
(5) Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
(6) Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
(7) Man who run in front of car gets tired.
(8) Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
(9) Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
(10) Foolish man gives wife piano,wise man give wife upright organ.
(11) Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
(12) Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
(13) Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
(14) It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
(15) Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
(16) Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
(17) Man with one chopstick go hungry.
(18) Man who fishes in other mans' well is bound to catch crabs.
(19) Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
(20) Man who fart in church sits in own pew.
(21) Crowed elevator smells different to midget.
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