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I'm...me.
Deep, eh?
Deep, eh?
People who take the time to think.
Fun peeps yo.
Word.
Fun peeps yo.
Word.
"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton
"Be yourself; everyone else is taken." -Oscar Wilde
"We're destruction at its finest, yeah
we are lover in the kid.
We feed on the irony, we drink hypocrisy.
We are everything we hate,
but we have everything we need." -The Spill Canvas
"Be yourself; everyone else is taken." -Oscar Wilde
"We're destruction at its finest, yeah
we are lover in the kid.
We feed on the irony, we drink hypocrisy.
We are everything we hate,
but we have everything we need." -The Spill Canvas
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+2 raves No, stupid people are stupid.
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Do you buy Little Ceasars HOT-N-READY five dollar pi... Do you buy Little Ceasars HOT-N-READY five dollar pizzas?? (more)
+13 raves I like my pizza how I like my men, cheap and easy! -
Who Will Be the Best President. A menopausal Blonde... Who Will Be the Best President. A menopausal Blonde . A Senile Ex-Navy POW . A Smart African American In His Prime (more)
+7 raves Now if that isn't a biased poll. Dumb. -
Im having a really bad day i want everyone to tell m... Im having a really bad day i want everyone to tell me a funny joke!!! (more)
+3 raves Kinda funny, I noticed you are married.... A couple had only been married for two weeks and t... Kinda funny, I noticed you are married....
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...they have frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"
And...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
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+3 raves I still love doing it! pssh, with a few drinks, you all would be jealous I'm such a pro! har. -
+7 raves ... you just have to be a hooker and end up with a rich man like in Pretty Woman! Wait, I don... ... you just have to be a hooker and end up with a rich man like in Pretty Woman!
Wait, I don't think that one fits... haha. (more)
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WOW YOU ARE EXTREMELY HOT AND GORGEOUS!!!!!!!
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im good thnx,how are you
gamman
having a good time helping students make resumes and life plans - as usual