You Might Be A Wall Street Occupier, If...
~ The Rebel ~
December 09, 2011 08:28:28
1. You moved to a tent in Zucotti Park because you always wanted a nicer place
to live.
2. You quit your “job” to attend the protests, but your mother
continues your allowance and now does the dishes herself.
3. You are
confused that you can’t find the Wal-Mart on Wall Street.
4. You are
enraged that the taxpayers had to bail out Wall Street even though you’ve never
paid taxes or know anyone who has.
5. You hate capitalism but expect a
capitalist to provide you a good paying job with great benefits.
6. You
think Socialism has something to do with Facebook, and Capitalism has to do with
Washington, DC.
7. You demand a job, forgetting that you were fired for not
doing the one you had.
8. You despise the rich even though they pay your
share of taxes.
9. You’re a little behind in your rent because your drug
dealer insisted on cash.
10. You are very clear in your protest
objectives:
..... “Screw the USA”
..... “Save the ______ (fill
in the blanks – whales, spotted owls, sturgeon)”
..... “Self-realization
is the first step toward self-actualization”
..... “Down with … uh…
everything!”
11. You think 99 weeks of unemployment is the least the
government should give you for the 3 months you put in at McDonalds.
12.
You drove a Toyota to the protest, you’re plugged in to a Sony Walkman, talk
over a Samsung phone, and play a Yamaha keyboard in a punk band, but you are
incensed over jobs being outsourced to other countries.
13. You demand
your rights, but can’t quite recall where they are enumerated.
14. You
believe you have a right to every penny earned, but the rich do not, and you
base your claim on equality.
15. You believe a man is greedy if he
worked his way up to CEO on 16-hour days, runs a company employing thousands,
and made $10 million last year, but is not greedy if he made $50 million last
year for making two motion pictures or shooting a ball through a hoop.
16. You are convinced the “system” is holding you back from gaining
wealth, status, and position. Dropping out of high school, dulling your mind
with crack and MJ, a few arrests on your record, and stealing from your employer
had nothing to do with it.
17. You left behind trash, feces,
urine-soaked sod, discarded clothing, and used condoms after your “Save the
Environment” protest.
18. You know you’re not a Socialist because you
stick pretty much to yourself at parties.
19. You want to improve the
environment and you have the tattoos and piercings to prove it.
20. You
don’t pay taxes, but somehow that’s more than your “fair share”.
21. You
hate the rich, but hope you win the lottery.
22. You haven't bathed in
over a month, but demand to be taken seriously.
23. From the looks of
it, "greening" the environment means starting with your teeth.
24. You
know your cause is just - because Nancy Pelosi admires you.
to live.
2. You quit your “job” to attend the protests, but your mother
continues your allowance and now does the dishes herself.
3. You are
confused that you can’t find the Wal-Mart on Wall Street.
4. You are
enraged that the taxpayers had to bail out Wall Street even though you’ve never
paid taxes or know anyone who has.
5. You hate capitalism but expect a
capitalist to provide you a good paying job with great benefits.
6. You
think Socialism has something to do with Facebook, and Capitalism has to do with
Washington, DC.
7. You demand a job, forgetting that you were fired for not
doing the one you had.
8. You despise the rich even though they pay your
share of taxes.
9. You’re a little behind in your rent because your drug
dealer insisted on cash.
10. You are very clear in your protest
objectives:
..... “Screw the USA”
..... “Save the ______ (fill
in the blanks – whales, spotted owls, sturgeon)”
..... “Self-realization
is the first step toward self-actualization”
..... “Down with … uh…
everything!”
11. You think 99 weeks of unemployment is the least the
government should give you for the 3 months you put in at McDonalds.
12.
You drove a Toyota to the protest, you’re plugged in to a Sony Walkman, talk
over a Samsung phone, and play a Yamaha keyboard in a punk band, but you are
incensed over jobs being outsourced to other countries.
13. You demand
your rights, but can’t quite recall where they are enumerated.
14. You
believe you have a right to every penny earned, but the rich do not, and you
base your claim on equality.
15. You believe a man is greedy if he
worked his way up to CEO on 16-hour days, runs a company employing thousands,
and made $10 million last year, but is not greedy if he made $50 million last
year for making two motion pictures or shooting a ball through a hoop.
16. You are convinced the “system” is holding you back from gaining
wealth, status, and position. Dropping out of high school, dulling your mind
with crack and MJ, a few arrests on your record, and stealing from your employer
had nothing to do with it.
17. You left behind trash, feces,
urine-soaked sod, discarded clothing, and used condoms after your “Save the
Environment” protest.
18. You know you’re not a Socialist because you
stick pretty much to yourself at parties.
19. You want to improve the
environment and you have the tattoos and piercings to prove it.
20. You
don’t pay taxes, but somehow that’s more than your “fair share”.
21. You
hate the rich, but hope you win the lottery.
22. You haven't bathed in
over a month, but demand to be taken seriously.
23. From the looks of
it, "greening" the environment means starting with your teeth.
24. You
know your cause is just - because Nancy Pelosi admires you.
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Top Opinion
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sglmom December 09, 2011 10:55:17
hehehe!
Wonderful list. Very true points made here!
What a dirt-ball, with the Osama-Bin-Laden beard! GTFO!
And I'm not being sarcastic like the weasels who thought they had a "got-cha moment" when Romney said "corporations are people".
Too many dim-witted journos don't understand this concept.
Are we talking about the occupiers or the lame stream media?
Both, I guess. :o