**** You May Be A Redneck Pilot If ***
~ The Rebel ~
2012/01/13 01:20:25
... your stall warning plays "Dixie."
... your cross-country flight plan
uses flea markets as check points.
... you think sectionals charts
should show trailer parks.
... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.
... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
... you think GPS
stands for going perfectly straight.
... your toothpick keeps poking
your mike.
... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.
...
you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.
... you use a
Purina feed bag for a windsock.
... you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a
Mason jar.
... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."
... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic
tank service.
... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot
of Redneck One.
... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the
soft paper!
... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of
your aircraft.
... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase
"That's a big 10-4!"
... you typically answer female controllers with
titles like "sugar" or "little darlin'."
... she responds with the words
"Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a redneck.
... you have ever used a
relief tube as a spittoon.
... you glance down at your belt buckle to
help you remember your N-number.
... you have ever tried to impress your
girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide.
... the preprinted portion of your
weight and balance sheet contains "Case of Bud."
... your go/no-go
checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman."
... your cross-country flight plan
uses flea markets as check points.
... you think sectionals charts
should show trailer parks.
... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.
... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
... you think GPS
stands for going perfectly straight.
... your toothpick keeps poking
your mike.
... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.
...
you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.
... you use a
Purina feed bag for a windsock.
... you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a
Mason jar.
... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."
... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic
tank service.
... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot
of Redneck One.
... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the
soft paper!
... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of
your aircraft.
... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase
"That's a big 10-4!"
... you typically answer female controllers with
titles like "sugar" or "little darlin'."
... she responds with the words
"Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a redneck.
... you have ever used a
relief tube as a spittoon.
... you glance down at your belt buckle to
help you remember your N-number.
... you have ever tried to impress your
girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide.
... the preprinted portion of your
weight and balance sheet contains "Case of Bud."
... your go/no-go
checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman."
Read More: http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/25646.ht...
Sort By
- cm 2012/01/14 00:35:12
+1LOLreply - melody_K 2012/01/13 17:37:12+2
reply -
+1LOL Good one!reply
- Rammstein 2012/01/13 01:26:13I hate redneck jokes, so lamereply
