You know you're getting old when........(fill in the blank)

When restaurants make you pay for your 3-Minute Egg up front.

lol.

You know that you are getting old when your joints are more accurate then the weatherman or weatherwoman.

When your great grandchildren say "who were the Beatles?"

lol.

It was also a hoot when I pulled out my vinyl records and showed them the covers and then PLAYED them on my turntable. I was amazed just how scrachy they sounded by comparison to my CD remasters of the same record.

My oldest GGSon (12) was just flabbergasted that there was even such a thing. He really was amazed when I took out my grandmothers old Vetrola and played one of the hard wax drums on it.

Cool...

Yep I think so. All of them have said that they would love to have the antics when my wife and I die. But I only one do I think would really keep them.

My kids all love old Music....

What about the Rolling Stones?

just to many reasons to list, makes me tired just thinking about all of them

Strangers call you sir and you are not sure how to take it. You look at your friends and they " look old " You go to another room in the house and have to go back and sit down to remember why you got up.

Depends become part of your wardrobe.

lol.

Ha ha, that is funny.

You get up to go and sit right back down again...

lol... how true.

LOL My get up and go, broke, then it got up and went

...when you first you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

Cute.

You know more dead people than living ones

Greg P.

Good one.

When your eyes used to be blue & your pecker was red & now that's been reversed! ;-)

SHAME ON YOU!!!!! I just spit coffee all over my screen....lol

;-)

kids start refering to you as that lady instead of that girlx

When someone says "Mister" or "Ma'am" and you turn around to see who they are talking to!! LOLOLz

Ok gang, Gracie asked for this! You know you're old, and the kids don't know who the hell Roosevelt was, much less that he was ever president,; when you lived through a history that has now been labeled mostly lies;when your dad made 18.00 a Week when you were born, and people still ate;You have to ask" What the Hell is a credit card for?", You paid cash, or used lay a way:;One computer for a company filled an entire very cold room; movies on Sat. afternoons cost 09 cents!;airplanes flew to Europe once or twice a week, if needed; there were no jet planes, just ones with propellers;home telephones All had party lines with as many as 12 families on one line- you had a different # of rings for your calls.People stayed married till death did them part;Kids knew how to respect their parents and old folks, yes ma'm and no sir were automatic responses to requests;sex was pretty much restricted to marriage, and that was your marriage partner, not the neighbors;families went to church together, and No one questioned the right to do so.

I remember a lot of those, doofie... how about the family sitting down together for dinner each night.. and collecting "returnable" pop bottles so you could go to the movies!!

And S& H Green stamps, and 18 cents a gallon gasoline and car tires with innertubes!

Remember those well.. use to lick the stamps until my mom came up with the idea of using a moist sponge!!

They were yucky, huh?

Yupper... we had the Yellow ones too!!!

Those were Gross!

45 rpm & 78 records and a phonograph to play them on.tape decks and the huge rolls of tape that went with them, ice boxes that held big blocks of ice which was delivered to the house two or three times a week, ice cream trucks in the summertime with ice cream and popsicles that cost a nickel and would feed two kids, hot summer afternoons running thru the sprinkler on the lawn in your clothes and barefooted.

Did you ever wait until the ice man took the ice inside and grab chunks of ice off the truck to suck on?

He gave us chunks! We would sit right next to the street, and would wave him up the street!

Ice never tasted so good!

It was so cold running down your warm arm! I still chew ice ! I don't have an ice maker, and use more than trays can make, so I buy bagged ice to supplement. I have an ice pick, and Love chipping Big pieces to suck on!