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Yo Moma Off ( Dont Take Personal)

Yo Moma Off ( Dont Take Personal)

by RAINA Posted 2010/07/28 05:15:17
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Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

mama stupid television watches sofa

carrotcat 2010/07/28 21:38:22

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Hey Jude, I Feel Fine. <3 2010/08/03 05:33:00

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yo mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, it brakes

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ShamWOW!! to Hey Jud... 2010/08/04 21:36:18

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Justin Bieber's so stupid, he ran into a revolving door

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Hey Jud... to ShamWOW!! 2010/08/05 00:03:44 (edited)

haha. nice...real mature. lol! XD Kidding.

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ShamWOW!! to Hey Jud... 2010/08/05 13:37:26

lol

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RAINA to ShamWOW!! 2010/08/05 22:38:37

ha ha ikr.

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ShamWOW!! to RAINA 2010/08/08 03:33:05

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Johnnyknowvote 2010/07/31 01:56:25

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Yo mama's so fat she gets her Gerri Curl from KFC
Yo mama's so fat she gets her weave from a Wildabeast
Yo mama's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
yo mama so fat she uses a pogo stick for an IUD
yo mama's like a doornob everybody gets a turn

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carrotcat 2010/07/28 21:38:22

+4

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jennie 2010/07/28 20:48:22

lol the second one is funny

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royalguardian ►One Hit Rage... 2010/07/28 20:23:52

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yo mama so old she farts dust

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RAINA to royalgu... 2010/07/29 03:08:12

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yo moma so old moses is in her yearbook

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royalgu... to RAINA 2010/07/31 01:47:13

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yo mama so fat she got hit by a school bus, got up, and said "who threw that rock"!??

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RAINA to royalgu... 2010/07/31 01:52:04

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yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.

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royalgu... to RAINA 2010/07/31 01:53:10

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yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M company for throwing out all the W's

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RAINA to royalgu... 2010/07/31 01:54:42

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ha ha yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket at night and starved to death.

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royalgu... to RAINA 2010/07/31 01:56:42

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yo mama so fat she ran after the school bus crying "come back twinkie!"

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RAINA to royalgu... 2010/07/31 01:57:54

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ha ha mama so stupid she sold her car for gas

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royalgu... to RAINA 2010/07/31 01:59:37

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yo so stupid u forgot to put the word money!

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RAINA to royalgu... 2010/07/31 02:04:48 (edited)

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no i didnt, its just gas so ha ha ha. yo moma so stupid it took her two hour to watch 60 mintues

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royalgu... to RAINA 2010/07/31 17:48:53

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fail-u no have a pic!!

yo mama so fat all the whales in the ocean popped up and started singing "we are family. even though you're fatter than me"

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RAINA to royalgu... 2010/07/31 19:12:06 (edited)

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yo mama so old i told her to act her own age and she died.

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PopGirl16 2010/07/28 15:41:14

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yo mama is so old when she went to school, they didnt have history

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RAINA to PopGirl16 2010/07/28 17:37:53

yo moma so old she owes jesus 3 dollars

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PopGirl16 to RAINA 2010/07/29 19:26:58

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yo mama is so ugly they had to move her birthday to halloween

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RAINA to PopGirl16 2010/07/29 23:18:08

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lol. yo moma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund. :D

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PopGirl16 to RAINA 2010/07/30 18:40:51

yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry

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RAINA to PopGirl16 2010/07/30 18:42:34

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yo mama so ugly she walked outside and got arrested for mooning.

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PopGirl16 to RAINA 2010/07/30 18:43:45

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your mama is so hairy when you were born you had rug burn

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RAINA to PopGirl16 2010/07/30 18:47:47

yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

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PopGirl16 to RAINA 2010/08/02 19:30:04

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yo mama is so dirty you have to wipe your feet to go OUTSIDE her house

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