Would You Wear a Full Body Onesie If You Were Really, Really Cold?

by AdriHead Posted 2012/12/20 00:00:00

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	Yes, it's so cold outside!	287 votes	50%
	Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!	150 votes	26%
	FACEPALM	133 votes	23%

It's getting cold outside, folks. And as much as we don't want to admit it, we'd pretty much wear anything to keep us from getting frostbite at this point. That may or may not include the full body "onesie" you see below.

Redditors posted the picture below of a guy sporting a full body cable sweater that was knitted for him. He goes by the name "Thick Knit," he's from Boston and -- if you haven't noticed -- he loves chunky knitted clothing. Do you have an affinity for chunky sweaters as well? And be honest: Would you ever wear a head-to-toe sweater if you were really, really cold?

NEATORAMA.COM reports:
The creator of this full body "onesie" knit sweater wanted to make his whole body itch and show his disdain for fashion all at the same time.Now he's too warm and cozy for his own good, and keeps falling asleep whenever he sits down!

sweater body itch disdain fashion warm cozy falling asleep downlink

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Sick Boy 2012/12/20 01:08:19

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

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That thing just looks ridiculous!!!

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GingerlyColors 2012/12/27 15:24:38

Yes, it's so cold outside!

I have been wearing all-in-one furry suits for some years now. They are not the adult 'onesies' that are currently in fashion but the undersuits worn by cavers and potholers (spelunkers). I find them very practical in cold weather and especially when I go camping out of season. They are available at outdoor shops particularly in limestone areas where there are a lot of caves.

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DavideShalome 2012/12/27 15:03:05

Yes, it's so cold outside!

If I worked in a freezer or lived in Alaska

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Apache 2012/12/24 22:21:49

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MyDaydream90 2012/12/24 20:26:37

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

There are things I could wear that are equally or more warm than that and are far less ridiculous looking.

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shydreamguy 2012/12/24 18:33:02

Yes, it's so cold outside!

But nobody would see it cuz, over it id wear big jeans and a shirt & coat to cover it up

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Gartharun 2012/12/24 17:36:39

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Even the researchers at the Antarctica wouldn't wear that

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pennie 2012/12/24 16:50:18

Yes, it's so cold outside!

I'm always cold

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Pete 2012/12/24 11:23:38

Yes, it's so cold outside!

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It it were a choice between looking silly or freeze to death I would choose to look silly.

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Man_Bear_Pig 2012/12/24 09:54:08

Yes, it's so cold outside!

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I'm not so vain that I would rather freeze than look ridiculous... or look ridiculous and freeze:

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alyssa 2012/12/24 03:40:13

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its more of slendermans style

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bb4ever 2012/12/24 02:30:11

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

I would be way too hot, no matter how cold it was, I get hot easy.

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Tamara McMillan 2012/12/24 02:24:14

Yes, it's so cold outside!

Gimme one; I will put it on right now!

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ponk 2012/12/24 01:08:15
Soundstorm to ponk 2012/12/24 02:13:36

Spiderman might mistake you for one of his foes.

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SundayStoleYourCookieDough 2012/12/23 23:22:45

Yes, it's so cold outside!

Hey if it works for Kankri Vantas it works for me o3o

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Katt 2012/12/23 20:08:12 (edited)

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

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I can not imagine walking in the store with that on and what if you have to use the bathroom??

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Brian ☮ R P ☮ 2012 ☮ 2012/12/23 16:33:19

Yes, it's so cold outside!

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I have before. Nothing as super-duper fancy as what is in the picture, but a one piece cold weather gear undergarment nonetheless. It's kind of a good idea when working in the Arctic or Antarctic.

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Soundstorm 2012/12/23 07:17:01 (edited)

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So tell me, is this a recently discovered super hero series created by the late, great Jack Kirby?

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art1ej 2012/12/23 06:32:56

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

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That isn't something i'd be found dead in....

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Nichole 2012/12/23 06:09:39

Yes, it's so cold outside!

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If it's cold enough, then yes I would.

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Gryffindor53 2012/12/23 05:41:11

Yes, it's so cold outside!

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I mean, not happening where I live, but if I ever visit the North Pole or something, heck yeah!

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Soundstorm to Gryffin... 2012/12/23 07:20:54

You'll be in a boat. It's just an ocean up there. Sorry, kids!

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Haushinka 2012/12/23 02:01:03

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If you wanna look like Chewbacca, then sure, whatever.

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MrSexyPants 2012/12/23 00:34:45

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

shouldda picked the facepalm anwser...

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Stan Kapusta 2012/12/23 00:07:20

Yes, it's so cold outside!

That onesie is nothing. I have used newspaper as stuffing inside my clothes to keep warm. Fold it up and wear it. I unloaded trucks outside with a towmotor and stayed warm.

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JET 2012/12/22 22:42:02

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

Looks too restrictive.

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nicesteve 2012/12/22 22:12:18

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

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If it's cold outdoors and it's impearetive that I go out in it, then, yes, I'll bundle
up to the nines, but I wouldn't wear THAT thing. No way. I might be an idiot,
but I ain't a fool, and I don't intend to look like one either. For me, it's going to
be ski coveralls, or a snowmobile suit for necessary trips outdoors in freezing
conditions. Never THAT rediculous thing. That rig doesn't look like it's very
effective against freezing conditions anyways.

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dj 2012/12/22 20:59:11 (edited)

Yes, it's so cold outside!

not that one. I prefer to stay in the house when it gets to around 0 degrees but would wear something like that if I absolutely had to go outside. A snowmobile suit looks very much like that but nicer material and colors.

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| Disasterology | 2012/12/22 20:44:22

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

I like coldness :)

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Gloria Ayala 2012/12/22 20:40:44

Yes, it's so cold outside!

What are you talking about???? Its all I wear! :)

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-Kezzi Evanescence- 2012/12/22 20:34:48

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P. Sturm 2012/12/22 20:13:44

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No way! I'd be dodging Bigfoot hunters!

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addie 2012/12/22 17:45:17

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

Certainly not in public, that looks awful!

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Kigan 2012/12/22 17:37:01

Nope, no matter how cold, I would not wear that!

I like the cold, and no matter how I look at it, a onesie of any kind would likely drive me insane.

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firelooker 2012/12/22 17:25:11

Yes, it's so cold outside!

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If it keeps me warm why not?

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ocean tamer 2012/12/22 17:09:16

Yes, it's so cold outside!

Maybe not that particular one, but yeh I would!

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rich 2012/12/22 15:31:20

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I hate being cold, but even so, that's an Antarctica kind of stretch there! Looks so uncomfortable is you were anywhere else.

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Butch 2012/12/22 15:19:10

Yes, it's so cold outside!

I'd wear a one piece polar bear skin fresh off the bear if it was cold enough. But it doesn't get that cold down here.

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bettyboop 2012/12/22 13:40:56

Yes, it's so cold outside!

Yes I would wear it or anything else as butt ugly if it meant keeping warm. When your freezing, your certainly not thinking about fashion as much as comfort.

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firelooker to bettyboop 2012/12/22 17:26:57

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That's right & when you live at 7000 ft in the winter it gets damn cold.

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