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Would you rather pick someone else's nose and eat their boogers or be anally probed by a small and delicate alien?

I'd rather pick a nose and eat the booger.
I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
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  • DancingMachine 2011/03/16 21:56:34 (edited)
    I'd rather pick a nose and eat the booger.
    DancingMachine
    +1
    Aliens are scarier than you think!!!!
  • Courtney Michelle <3 2011/02/22 00:36:58
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Courtney Michelle <3
    +1
    I'd rather not pick someones nose xD.
  • Mikitty☆彡(SHARP) BN-0-WAWU 2011/02/20 20:40:58
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Mikitty☆彡(SHARP) BN-0-WAWU
  • the true lives of the fabul... 2011/02/19 21:29:48
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    the true lives of the fabulous killjoys!
    +1
    the other one is just ........ewww
  • Shanie The Alesana Panda 2011/02/18 01:02:27
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Shanie The Alesana Panda
    +1
    I LOVE ALIENS!!!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!! =O
  • wombat 2011/02/16 20:32:23
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    wombat
    +1
    I guess that would be fun. After that I trade him.
  • Sacred Flame 2011/02/15 07:34:42
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Sacred Flame
    +1
    *giggles at the thought*
    *turns red*
    *laughs*
  • i<3conanthebarbarian 2011/02/14 22:44:50
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    i<3conanthebarbarian
    +2
    ur questions scare me lol
  • hatshepsut123 2011/02/14 22:12:23
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    hatshepsut123
    +1
    i like small and delicate aliens lol
  • Ding A Ling B Dead 2011/02/14 10:22:33
    Undecided
    Ding A Ling B Dead
    +1
    Is the alien himself small or what I'm about to be probed with?
  • La 2011/02/14 06:00:43
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    La
    +1
    As long as they used lube.
  • brutusin~ Proud Apetheist 2011/02/14 00:59:48
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    brutusin~ Proud Apetheist
  • kitkat42 2011/02/13 23:39:26
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    kitkat42
    +2
    This sounds curiously interesting. As long as its a small, delicate alien.
  • MyChemicalCasey 2011/02/13 22:00:06
    Undecided
    MyChemicalCasey
    +3
    They both sound so enjoyable! lol neither thats disturbing
  • Merlin 2011/02/13 20:55:19
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Merlin
    +2
    I'm still laughing.
  • Just MEH....Piwan 2011/02/13 17:22:59
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Just MEH....Piwan
    +3
    Ain't eating no boogers, man!
  • Assassin~ Badass Buzz Guru 2011/02/13 16:30:27
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Assassin~ Badass Buzz Guru
    +2
    Totally bring on the anal probe, How bad can it be? LOL
  • PanDuh 2011/02/13 15:50:28
  • V~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2011/02/13 15:01:04
    Undecided
    V~POTL~PWCM~JLA
    +2
    Is there a way to blast my way of this dilemma with an assault rifle and/or grenade launcher? Do we still have the second amendment or have the liberals created this "booger mandate" and "alien empowerment" as an accidental byproduct of gun control?
  • Dark De... V~POTL~... 2011/02/13 15:51:38
    Dark Demonic™ ★ The Original SodaHead Guru ★
    We liberals are taking over! Booger munching and anal probes for all!! :o)
  • CHERRY_LIPS 2011/02/13 14:49:39
  • Dark De... CHERRY_... 2011/02/13 15:52:09
    Dark Demonic™ ★ The Original SodaHead Guru ★
    +1
    Yep, you could even cover it with ketchup. :o)
  • CHERRY_... Dark De... 2011/02/14 01:30:05
  • Tits IS... CHERRY_... 2011/02/13 23:14:04
    Tits ISHBAHFF McGee
    +2
    I gagged and laughed!
  • CHERRY_... Tits IS... 2011/02/14 01:30:35
  • Venus in Furs 2011/02/13 13:49:03 (edited)
    Undecided
    Venus in Furs
    +1
    I'm not a fan of any of these choices, can I just say. But I'd have to say no to both of them. Eating boogers is nasty--and I despise aliens...even if they are "small and delicate." I've just seen too many creepy humanity-killing aliens.

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  • Jaguar 2011/02/13 10:38:53
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Jaguar
    +1
    Anally probed... No questions... Booger eating is sick...
  • MissJo 2011/02/13 10:32:50
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    MissJo
    +1
    They better use something small and delicate....
  • george 2011/02/13 09:49:22
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    george
  • Anna 2011/02/13 09:35:18
    I'd rather pick a nose and eat the booger.
    Anna
    +1
    Honest to say: no I wouldn't.
  • sheratan 2011/02/13 08:06:05
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    sheratan
    +1
    I heard that prostate stimulation can be pleasurable for a man. :P
  • sjalan 2011/02/13 07:06:19
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    sjalan
    +1
    I already have been. He is my proctologist from India.
  • Melicious Kiss of PHAET 2011/02/13 06:26:00
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Melicious Kiss of PHAET
    +1
    eating boogers is gross!
  • Shelly 2011/02/13 05:27:17
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Shelly
    +1
    Please, I won't even eat my own boogers :X
  • Flea 2011/02/13 05:19:56
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Flea
  • TAL 2011/02/13 05:18:25
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    TAL
    +2
    key words...small and delicate! probe away butt bandit!
  • Liza Jane 2011/02/13 04:58:07
    Undecided
    Liza Jane
    +1
    Look at you, you Diplomat! :-P
  • Damaris 2011/02/13 04:52:28
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    Damaris
  • ~softballgal3~ 2011/02/13 04:34:10
    I'd rather pick a nose and eat the booger.
    ~softballgal3~
    +2
    i dont need an alien to be that close to me.
  • taylordoesntdeserve 2011/02/13 04:29:07
    I'd rather be anally probed by a small and delicate alien.
    taylordoesntdeserve
    +1
    I agree with the top opinion.

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