Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

by MissingTheO.C. Posted 2012/05/11 11:51:50

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	Bees	15 votes	22%
	NEITHER!!!	26 votes	38%

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beach bum 2012/06/05 04:00:52

NEITHER!!!

neither

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metalmania17 2012/05/23 14:35:50

Bear

At least the bear would finish you off quick...

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nightsky 2012/05/20 19:21:21

Bear

lol its alot easyer to out run a bear than it is bees. lol cuz iv ben chased by bolth.

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AT2926 2012/05/13 05:13:37

Bees

hurt less

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JoeM 2012/05/13 01:31:37

NEITHER!!!

If I were looking for a fur coat, and the bear were looking for lunch.... Some "win-win" situations are loosing propositions.

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Einstein's Firecracker 2012/05/12 14:47:11

Bear

+1
I feel my odds are better against the bear.

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⚜3rd Street Boss⚜ 2012/05/12 09:46:28

Bees

May not have a gun to take care of the bear

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❤Razzberry❤ 2012/05/12 05:04:26

NEITHER!!!

I AIN'T GETTIN' OUT OF THIS STANKIN' WORLD THAT WAY OR THAT WAY!

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Maddo 2012/05/12 03:59:22

Bear

i youtube to

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Peace Out 2012/05/12 01:05:31

NEITHER!!!

but the bear would be preferable

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Eņģelis☩ 2012/05/11 23:34:26

Bees

I am sure that the bear will definetely kill me

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fisherman 2012/05/11 22:20:13 (edited)

NEITHER!!!

just as long as it aint a large bee or a swarm of bears . but since bears dont eat dirty meat , i am safe .

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marco ciccarini 2012/05/11 21:38:21

Bees

A bear will leave you disfigured

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Recruit 2012/05/11 21:26:26

Bear

Bear are dumb critters and can easily be dropped..bees ,however in a swarm are unstoppable ,they will attack you follow you for up to a mile

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holly go lightly 2012/05/11 20:39:37

Bees

You could survive a bee attack,but a bear attack,probably not.

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2012/05/11 19:31:41

Bees

+1
I would rather take a few stings then have my body ripped in half with one swing

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Sam DePecan 2012/05/11 19:00:10

Bear

That's hard to say; I can't remember . . . I think that it was the Big Bear, though.

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Jannis 2012/05/11 18:48:53

NEITHER!!!

+1
With my luck id be stung to near death by a swarm of bees and have a bear come apon me and eat me...lol

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The•Dungeon•Master 2012/05/11 18:40:11
holly g... to The•Dun... 2012/05/11 20:40:19

LOL

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Dima 2012/05/11 18:32:14

NEITHER!!!

+1
what a scary question lol

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Caedus01 Sith Lord of the P... 2012/05/11 18:13:28

Bear

+1
Bees are harmless I've always wanted to kick a bear's ass

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RoyDMer... to Caedus0... 2012/05/11 18:14:31

+1
I'll stand behind you and sing "Kung Fu Fighting"

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Caedus0... to RoyDMer... 2012/05/11 18:16:43

+1
lmao. those things are overrated. One well placed blow to the right pressure point.... he'll behave

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Caedus0... to RoyDMer... 2012/05/11 18:18:01

+2
but the REAL bad ASS of the ANIMAL KINGDOM

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Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL 2012/05/11 18:07:36

Bear

+1
allergic to bees

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antonio.beardall 2012/05/11 17:56:48

Bees

Only answering this in the hope I never see it appear in my shared questions again

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fairiefang -annoying fashio... 2012/05/11 17:56:15

Bear

Why would you give a neither option? It's too obvious. I decided it's a pointless question with that so ignored the fact that it's even there.

Bears are at least cute...so I'll go with them. Bees are gross.

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Jack's Pearl 2012/05/11 17:54:38

Bees

Have more of a chance.

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awillis 2012/05/11 17:46:23

Bear

I only picked bears because geographically bears live in very hilly places and bears can't run down hill as fast as a human being.

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Einstei... to awillis 2012/05/12 14:45:16 (edited)

Where did you come up with that bit of trivia? I've seen video of a grizzly going through a bramble of fallen trees, breaking off some that were four inches thick, to get an elk. How can going down hill be any harder for it?

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awillis to Einstei... 2012/05/12 15:03:49

Man vs Wild

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Einstei... to awillis 2012/05/14 01:47:47

Okay, bears are pretty fast, but not endurance runners. If I haven't fallen down the hill myself, and broken my neck, I have a good chance to out run it, then.

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Jay 2012/05/11 17:46:09

Bear

+1
I can hug him while he's eating my shoulder! =D

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Lucy Sparkles :3 2012/05/11 17:45:40

Bear

i'm allergic to bees. and i've always wanted to be mauled by a bear.

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HippiesKnowAll 2012/05/11 17:44:42

NEITHER!!!

I'm not really a fan of unnecessary pain.

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Chase Martin 2012/05/11 17:37:10

Bear

+1
i'd give it a bear hug and ask: "you wanna talk about it?" :{

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memebev1 2012/05/11 17:29:02

NEITHER!!!

+1
I'm allergic to bee stings. Maybe you could "play dead" with the bear. I've heard that the bear will move on and leave you alone.

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Lorax 2012/05/11 17:28:27

Bees

+1
Bees, better chance of living.

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Jay to Lorax 2012/05/11 17:47:25

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Not really. If you get stung too many times, you will die. It sucks either way lol

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