Would you rather be a Pirate, a Ninja, or a Vampire?

by cynical.not.sinister Posted 2012/09/22 03:00:25

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	Pirate	31 votes	17%
	Ninja	70 votes	39%
	Vampire	45 votes	25%
	All 3!	34 votes	19%

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virgil alastor 2013/02/28 19:29:30

Vampire

a vampire like Alucard from Hellsing

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Centurion~PWCM~JLA 2012/11/16 15:01:23

All 3!

Another "none of the above" option might have been good.

How about a "good ol boy?"

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TRUE NINJA 2012/11/15 00:58:44

Ninja

i am a ninja, a TRUE ninja. Not the kind that are lies from Hollywood. a REAL, TRUE, PURE ninja. please join my clan if you live from southern Ohio to northern Kentucky.

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~LatvijaGirl21~ 2012/10/26 15:58:58

Vampire

I'm already a vampire!!!!!

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Cierra 2012/10/06 18:00:28

Vampire

+1

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Amy Lamond 2012/09/27 20:43:17

Ninja

+2
Ninja all the way!

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lolo 2012/09/27 15:34:44

Pirate

+2
It's a pirates life for me. Huntin treasure!

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Buttbeard to lolo 2012/11/13 21:16:53

aye! i also be on the hunt for the fabled unbearded clam!

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Amasaman 2012/09/27 15:28:23

Pirate

+3
I already have a sailboat and a pirate flag.

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Kat ♪ 2012/09/27 14:38:19

All 3!

+1
Should be fun

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Casy 2012/09/27 14:35:05

Pirate

+4

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mousegirl 2012/09/27 14:29:26

Ninja

+1
A Ninja, they have awesome skills.
And I like sunshine and get seasick quickly - so the choice is easy for me.

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ollie the magic hobo 2012/09/25 22:18:26 (edited)

Pirate

+6
I'm already a pirate ya swabs,

ninja was the day before yesterday

AND IF I HEAR VAMPIRE 1 MORE TIME, IM GOING TO SINK A SHIP

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ollie t... to ollie t... 2012/09/28 18:41:02

GREAT! NOW THE ENTIRE FRENCH NAVY IS AFTER ME! THANKS SO MUCH COMMERCIAL FOR TWILIGHT DVD!! FOR NOT SHUTTING YOUR MOUTH!! lol

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Buttbeard to ollie t... 2012/11/13 21:17:26

hahaha!

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Tin Man 2012/09/23 22:48:37

Pirate

+5
Actually Pirate Vampire could be interesting with the right mate, matey.

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OneDemonsLoveForMe 2012/09/23 19:06:47

Ninja

+1
I wanna be a Ninja Vampire!!

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mikeeonly 2012/09/23 05:09:25

Pirate

+2
aargh

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Damaris 2012/09/22 23:25:19

Ninja

+2

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PandoraBoxe 2012/09/22 22:48:35

Pirate

+2
aarrrrrrgh!... or maybe a ninja pirate... hi-yaaaarrrrrrgh!

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Culgan 2012/09/22 19:36:20

Vampire

+2
Being Irish I burn in sunlight anyway so it's hardly going to make a difference.

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Missile 2012/09/22 15:46:24

Pirate

+3
Pirate.... Ah yes... a life on the ocean wave for me... Oh Arr.

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YepIDidItSo 2012/09/22 15:03:17

Pirate

+3
I am already a ninja!! :)

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Barefooted Nana ∞ijm♥∞AFCL 2012/09/22 13:48:09

Vampire

+2
was a pirate...meh
ninja...too cartoonish
vampire....now that is something
I could sink my teeth into ;p

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SaltAndBurn ★ 2012/09/22 13:14:40

Vampire

+1

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ana 2012/09/22 12:51:59

Vampire

+1
who wouldnt to live forever and be young forever

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Belieber4ever 2012/09/22 12:11:44

All 3!

+1
actually, all 2! i hate pirates
i'd love to be a ninja vampire!

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BHGOzzy 2012/09/22 12:06:44

Ninja

+2
Actually...
Ninja Pirate!

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Farnsworth 2012/09/22 11:45:41

Ninja

+3
they get the best Asian chicks...

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Barefoo... to Farnsworth 2012/09/22 13:48:37

+1
lol

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TRUE NINJA to Farnsworth 2012/11/15 01:05:27

+1
this is true. my girlfriend is Japanese. and she looks good, smells good, tastes good, sounds good, and feels good. scratch that, she (see above) not good, but amazing

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Farnsworth to TRUE NINJA 2012/11/15 19:45:43

you are a lucky SOB....

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Khloe_Michelle<3 2012/09/22 11:39:07

Vampire

+2
Vampire= eternal life mwahaha

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BHGOzzy to Khloe_M... 2012/09/22 12:07:20

+1
Unless you're Edward Cullen and Alucard comes along to put you out of everyone's misery :D

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Khloe_M... to BHGOzzy 2012/09/22 12:12:27

+3
Yeah true but who would want to be Edward Cullen, id rather be that chick on the valturi side

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BHGOzzy to Khloe_M... 2012/09/22 12:15:04

I'd rather be D.

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Khloe_M... to BHGOzzy 2012/09/22 12:16:18

+1
Nice

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BHGOzzy to Khloe_M... 2012/09/22 12:17:33

Look up the novels, they're amazingly well written.

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Khloe_M... to BHGOzzy 2012/09/22 12:19:59

+1
Is that the Abraham Lincoln: vampire hunter movie??

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BHGOzzy to Khloe_M... 2012/09/22 12:21:14

no, that's Vampire Hunter D

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