Would You Ever Use a Baby as a Mop?

Let's keep "on topic" & not drift away from the Topic of discussion, which you're obviously doing here. Let me explain to you in the most simplest terms why I don't think that this item is NOT a particularly good "Novelty Item." It'll be so simple that even "a Caveman/Cavewoman" can understand. (1) It's a potential "Fire Hazard." The mop strings (if they get too close to a hot heat source) could burst into flames. (2) The mop strings (if the come loose from the clothing) are a potential "choking hazard" for young children. (3) Such an item (such as this maybe be sold in the U.K.) would never be allowed to be made, marketed, or sold in the United States because of the above two (2) reasons. The U.S. Consumer Products Safety Commission would see to that. Now, if you're so inclined to buy one, then "be my guest." However, you'll be assuming all responsibility from then on out. It'll be "on your head," not mine! Now, as far as your complaint concerning what is on "people's T-Shirts." Here in the United States, "We The People" have what's called "Freedom of Speech." It's guaranteed under the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. You're exercising it right now (even though you're in Canada). If you have any complaints concerning what's on people's T-Shirts: "Too Bad." I don't like alot of things that I see on people's T-Shirts either, but I don't believe in censorship either. You start "censoring people's Free Speech," then you're no better than a Tyrant! "No one has the Right not to be offended." Otherwise my advice to you is contact the T-Shirt Company and/or Companies & file a complaint with them. I'm sure that they'll take your concerns under serious consideration & then file it away in "File 13" (aka "The Trash Can," "Trash Bin," "Waste Disposal," etc.). Also, If you're not in their "target audience," why even bother looking at them online. You must have too much time on your hands & not enough to keep yourself preoccupied on other matters, huh?