Would you eat unicorn poop?

by Your Favorite Nerd Guru Posted 2012/07/08 05:14:54

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	Yeah	25 votes	25%
	No	63 votes	62%
	Undecided	14 votes	14%

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Joachim 2013/02/04 00:15:53

Undecided

I may already have:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/...

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Dave The Canuck 2013/02/03 01:38:51

No

+1
Ew! No! Doesn't matter who or what it came from. My answer would be the same if it were angel poop or sexy girl poop. Poop is poop is poop.

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Mj PINKYFINGERDOWN 2013/01/23 23:28:55
Vick Havens 2012/08/06 18:56:30

Yeah

+1
it does look tasty enough

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Call me Mark willya? 2012/07/10 19:26:44 (edited)

No

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Unless it's magic and gives me wizard powers... :P

Although I'd gladly eat the unicorn... Mmmm. I've had Australian beef in Galley chili on the U.S.S. Midway, it can't be any worse than that...

Is Magical hepatitis worse than regular hepatitis?

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Dave Th... to Call me... 2013/02/03 01:40:05

If you would eat a unicorn, you are one sick puppy.

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Wortmore 2012/07/10 03:57:41

No

+1
Mutated E Coli

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caius madison 2012/07/09 23:25:44

No

+1
I believe fecal-oral is how you get Hepatitis A.

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Missile 2012/07/09 18:52:32

No

+2
Thankfully of all the things I may encounter in my life, Iam fairly confident that I may never have to make that decision,

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me being me 2012/07/09 18:40:04

No

+1
No thank u

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Sinister Ken Doll™ 2012/07/09 18:22:59

Yeah

+1
why not?
i already eat croissants

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Call me... to Siniste... 2012/07/10 19:27:28

Because it's poop.

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Siniste... to Call me... 2012/07/10 20:00:59

well, then that's some good quality poop, lol

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july_12 2012/07/09 15:16:41

No

+1
no, for what purpose, it will give me magical powers? ............... clear that if we find the unicorn first ...... :)

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mikeyavelli 2012/07/09 15:06:34

Yeah

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we eat it all the time, we just can't see it or taste it or smell it until the unicorns show themselves.

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Racefish 2012/07/09 15:03:18

Undecided

+3
Would "Quadricorn" poop be four times as good?

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Einstein's Firecracker 2012/07/09 03:50:37

Yeah

+3
As long as I don't have to wash it down with Clydesdale piss, eh, Bud.

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ttfndude 2012/07/09 03:32:07

Yeah

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the real question is why wouldn't you eat unicorn poop?

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Chloey Hamer 2012/07/09 01:01:56

No

+1
too many calories.

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Kozmo 2012/07/09 00:58:45
Hotcho 2012/07/08 23:54:09

Yeah

+1
Sure, I'm a liberal..I eat anybody's poop LOL

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Elz 2012/07/08 22:47:04

Undecided

+1
as long as its not really poop and something sweet then sure.

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Queen Katherine 2012/07/08 21:27:28

No

+1
I don't care how colorful it is, its still poop.

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Kingarthurup 2012/07/08 17:45:13

Undecided

+2
Although I have eaten worse, it would depend upon the sex of said Unicorn.

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Kozmo to Kingart... 2012/07/09 01:00:45

+3
When you practice Coprophagia,
you're fussy about the gender of the sphincter it came from?

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Ivy Dietrich 2012/07/08 17:08:29

Undecided

+1
depends on the flavor -_-

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Piwan 2012/07/08 17:03:27

No

+2
Its still poop, and i won't eat poop. What the hell has that unicorn been eating, looks like Playdough or mixed sherbet with Lucky Charms!

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dekecds 2012/07/08 16:19:27

Yeah

+1
uh.......duh! Unicorns poop marshmallows!

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BobbyOdd 2012/07/08 13:36:24
Kozmo to BobbyOdd 2012/07/09 01:01:30

+1
Still better than a knuckle sandwich.

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Leeaqua 2012/07/08 13:22:14

Undecided

+1
Neither would I eat god poop since neither even really exist. Why keep believing in the supernatural when reality is so much better !

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Jaroslav Dantes 2012/07/08 11:55:22

No

+2

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Teri- Oregon 2012/07/08 09:05:48

Undecided

+1
lol

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artistheweapon 2012/07/08 09:05:20

Yeah

+2
Actually...it really does look kinda tasty...in it own, gross way...

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XoXo 2012/07/08 08:19:07

Undecided

+2
If it taste like skittles!

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Sophie 2012/07/08 08:14:24

No

+5
Hmmmmm, gonna have to go with a resounding no. Don't think I would be inclined to eat the poos of anything or anyone. I dont care how cute it looks!

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RogerCoppock 2012/07/08 07:16:37

Undecided

+1
Do Unicorns poop rainbow sherbet?

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krishan chandra 2012/07/08 07:13:02

No

+1
No.

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FELINE GESTURES IN THE DARK 2012/07/08 07:09:41

Yeah

+1
I think so .

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DianaXoGirl 2012/07/08 07:08:20

Yeah

+2
It'll be magical

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