Would a republican Jesus be the universes ultimate Star-Wars Sith Lord?

bob, your polls provide at least one laugh of the day. You should have included at least one more choice: "Would an Allah be the ultimate Sith Lord?"

The answer to that would be a resounding "YES".

Come on bob - share with us. Do you really do anything other than come out with these moronic polls?

I'm betting you are an atheist who was traumatized by something in your youth, and you couldn't relate it to God. You forget that God turns every tragedy made by Satan into an opportunity for growth and strengthening.

Either get a real day job or come up with another topic - other than Christian baiting.

NOW Bob you are at last showing your true Anti-Christ Pro-Obama colors.
THIS is the most assenine poll I have yet to see on Soda Head....and this time I am not going to accept from anyone CANT YOU SEE SARCASM WHEN YOU SEE IT?
That is just a cope out.
Bob I have no idea what to say....all you do is rag about how bad the republicans are or how weak the republicans are or some stupid thing about the republicans...then when I come back or someone else comes back with something to defend the Republicans the Liberals get all bent out of shape and next thing you knwo we are racists, bigots, cant spell, have poor grammer, or some dumbassed thing.
Frankly I am getting tired of it...

nice try member of the Religous Reich. Republicans are going to get more and more out there until the citizens no longer believe a word they say

Wake up and smell the bitter almonds. According to the polls, there are more people registering Republican than Democrat, and the Republican party is moving back to its conservative roots by adding more conservative Congress people and kicking RINO's out. The "Old Guard" Republicans, whose goal is the same as the deeply rooted Democrat (get as much money and power as you can), are slowly being hung out to dry.

You know what bob? I have gotten sick and tired of your Anti-Republican this, and your Anti-Religion that, and your Anti- EVERYTHING.
Please do me a very big favor and Remove me from your friends list....I have reached my limit.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
YOU HAVE SOME SICK MORON FOR A PRESIDENT SO AGAINST THE STANDARDS THAT MILLIONS OF AMERICANS BEFORE ME AND YOU HAVE TRIED TO KEEP ONLY TO HAVE SOME JACKASS LIKE OBAMA SHOOTING THEM ALL DOWN.
EVEN MY OWN ANCESTORS WHO SIGNED THE BILL OF RIGHTS AND THE CONSTITUTION....FRANKLY, AND I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOUR REPORT ME OR NOT, I AM TIRED OF HIS KISSING ASS WITH KINGS THAT HAVE TAKEN MONEY FROM AMERICANS, OR HIM GOING ON HIS MULTI MILLION DOLLAR VACATIONS AND THAT GOES FOR HIS BRATS THAT HAVE GONE ON A 2 WEEK VACATION WITH 26 SECRET SERVICE MAN AT MY EXPENSE.

AGAIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU TO REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST I AM TIRED OF YOUR DRIVIAL AND BULL CRAP.

Would a republican bob be the universal backstab to his Saul Alinsky instructors?

Haven't you seen any of the Star Wars movies? The Jedis always defeat the Sith. A democrat Jesus with a flashlight would still be on the dark side.

Jesus has no interest in the republicrat party

true

His only interest in the Democratic party is that it is the tool of the devil - which is continuously striving for a place to put unnatural and immoral thoughts into the minds of Americans. thoughts that are recognized the world over as being immoral, illegal or worse.

Boob, its easy and popular in some quarters for bully types to attack christianity and Judism. But if you were a real brave man just show us one picture of Mohammhad. But you won't, because you are a gutless coward.

Mohammhad is just as fake

As fake as you.

wheres the picture,,bully

bob, please stop drinking and posting. Or better yet, put down your crack pipe.

Jesus taught us to love one another, to love our neighbors, to pray for our enemies.
Definitely not sith lord nor jedi master material.

Jesus was the heir of david, and the bible is very explicit on this, because it's important that he IS heir of david. Why? because David was a badass warlord-king. So no lovemaking hippie stuff for Jesus

David was David, Jesus is God. Read the Gospels.
Solomon too was heir and son of David and a wise constructive king.

Actually, that is the nicean version. Arrian and many other versions say that Jesus is not god, cause he has a human part

Ignorance again. The Holy Trinity is made up of God, His son sent to earth to make it possible for us to be forgiven, and the Holy Spirit. God has three parts, and those parts all join together to make God.

Thet's just one version. Really, you must read midle ages history, and the fight between rome and bizance.

That's not what most Christians believe today,. What a third century Egyptian theologian said is virtually irrelevant.
I see what you're trying to say. I disagree and will not be renouncing the divinity of my Lord Jesus. So you can stop arguing that point now.

You are forgetting russia, greece, the balcans, armenia, and all that zone.

Go get help.

"because it's important that he IS heir of david. Why? because David was a badass warlord-king", (sic) is typical liberal attack. Meaningless. JFK is the direct descendant of Joe Kennedy, Sr. The liberals are always pointing out what strides he made in the Liberal cause. Joe was a law-breaking scoff-law. Ergo, JFK was a law-breaking scoff-law.

You must have been a Liberal Arts major and taken no classes in logic.

It's important because is the base christians use to prove he is the messiah. He has to be hes heir, and have his spirit to be the chosen one.

I believe the REAL JESUS died for ALL of us, and to get into the Kingdom of Heaven, JESUS is the TRUTH, LIGHT, and the WAY.

Jesus is the force???

God is the force for Good, not the made up farce in Star Wars.

Oh, star wars is made up, the bible is all real. It start's whith a talking snake and ends with a four headed monster, but SW is made up.

Ask Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, or Obama.

According to the DNC Obama supports Jesus so if you support Obama you support Jesus. He put God in the Democrat Party Platform.

Apparently, Democrats support Jesus.

Do you see how easy it is to slam you with facts?

Hey Bob, are you an arab?
You really are showing how utterly ridiculous you are.

Jesus christ is king of the jews, he is king of kings, lord of lords, You need to know jesus christ as your personal savior.

bob...go back to sleep.

Jesus would be in the Rebel Alliance.

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Wow - now if that isn't a flip-flop, no one has seen a bigger one. Go back and re-watch the series again. The Reliance were fighting the Democrats (Sith).

If we accept the fantastic proposition that Star Wars and Jesus were in the same story, and that Jesus were in a Yoda-ish position, I'm pretty sure he would work to defend the Republic instead of putting up an Emperor. (I don't think that's blasphemous.)

Poor Bob apparently has a star war fetish. Stuck in the 80's