But a girl can dream...wink
Women lie???
The Birdman
2012/07/11 12:06:32
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a simple leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When the seamstress cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes!" cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and is always in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed, All Us Women
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a simple leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When the seamstress cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
"Yes!" cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and is always in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed, All Us Women
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reply - BUCCANE... Wanderer 2012/07/12 08:16:40+3
reply - Wanderer BUCCANE... 2012/07/12 09:50:59+2Did I piss on the floor or something? fck this sht.reply
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reply - meshell Wanderer 2012/07/11 15:42:41+4:(reply
- Wanderer meshell 2012/07/11 20:34:35+3Hehe!! settle down meshell, I'll keep him...LOL ;)reply
- meshell Wanderer 2012/07/11 21:21:43+3:)reply
- Wanderer meshell 2012/07/11 21:32:24+1Well there's one frown turned upside down...lol ;)reply
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+2All this from MY FRIENDS!!!reply
- Wanderer The Bir... 2012/07/11 12:52:43+2Hehehe.!!reply
- betz The Bir... 2012/07/11 13:36:25+1Some friends just turn on ya don't they Birdman? LOLreply
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+1Yeah, I guess so...snif, snif.reply
- betz BUCCANE... 2012/07/11 12:31:02+3LOLreply
- betz 2012/07/11 12:08:48+3Oh and how true this is Birdman. "This old thing? I've had it for years." Works every time.reply
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+3There you have it folks! Positive confirmation! Lol! Thanks luv!reply
- betz The Bir... 2012/07/11 12:30:44+3You are welcome birdman. I just posted on a question asking "What makes you laugh?" You were one of my reasons for laughter. :)reply
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+4You were laughing cuz you joined in with Bucc to wake the wife!! I saw that!! And I thought I was the troublemaker!! HHMMPFF!reply
- betz The Bir... 2012/07/11 13:37:11+3Aw come on and lighten up. And get something done around the house. LOLreply
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