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Woman Is Selling Her 'Slightly Used' Soul on eBay for $2K: Hilarious or Horrible?

AdriHead 2012/07/10 23:00:00
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Lots of people sell things on eBay. But a real-life, albeit "slightly used," soul?! Yep. That's what Lori N. from Albuquerque, New Mexico wants to sell anyway. And she only wants $2,000 for it. After a car crash left her severely injured, Lori is attempting to gain her life back... by offering her soul to someone who can do something good for it. "What I'm gonna deliver is the opportunity for someone to save my soul. They can save it through prayer, they can save it through conversion..." Lori told an interviewer, according to Inquisitr. Do you think the idea is a good one?

INQUISITR.COM reports:
A woman is selling her soul on eBay, listing her non-corporeal person for a mere two large in an auction that is almost sure to be pulled if it hasn't been already.
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  • addie 2012/07/11 04:11:15
    Hilarious
    addie
    +1
    Neither, just sort of dumb.
  • Sedated Whispers 2012/07/11 03:57:08
    Hilarious
    Sedated Whispers
    +2
    How many bids did it get?
  • Nimara Sedated... 2012/07/11 09:13:02
    Nimara
    +1
    Perhaps not many because it's "slightly used", but I'm also curious as to how many bids it got.
  • SOUL4REAL 2012/07/11 03:56:49
    Horrible
    SOUL4REAL
    +1
    You save your soul by doing something nice for someone who is less fortunate. Go to a children hospital and maybe read to them or feed them and that will uplift your spirit. A horrible idea!
  • Somkey ... SOUL4REAL 2012/07/11 08:11:09
    Somkey the Hores
    Nope. Works won't save you.
  • SOUL4REAL Somkey ... 2012/07/11 12:44:28
    SOUL4REAL
    +1
    Neither will selling your soul on ebay!
  • Nameless 2012/07/11 03:44:17
    Hilarious
    Nameless
    That's damned funny! : )
  • Bibliophilic 2012/07/11 03:39:51
    Horrible
    Bibliophilic
    It's only horrible if someone purchases it.
  • addie Bibliop... 2012/07/11 04:12:13
    addie
    +2
    Really? To me, if someone buys it, then it will be funny.
  • Bibliop... addie 2012/07/11 04:14:20
    Bibliophilic
    It's horrible for the fool who bought it.
  • addie Bibliop... 2012/07/11 04:19:52
    addie
    I knew what you meant and you are nicer than I am because if someone was dumb enough to pay the woman I would find them, pretty funny. B)
  • Shonny 2012/07/11 03:29:10
    Horrible
    Shonny
    +4
    It's sad to see another individual take no value in their immortal, eternal, and indestructible soul. And how do you trade that as a commodity anyway, at least to another human being??!

    I think the worst kind of people walk the Earth today.
  • Bibliop... Shonny 2012/07/11 04:14:49
    Bibliophilic
    +2
    Where does the soul reside again?
  • Shonny Bibliop... 2012/07/11 21:00:42
    Shonny
    Within the body, just beneath your spirit. At least that's how I see the order of things. It's the deepest core of who we are, our metaphysical self; it hears, thinks, sees, knows, and feels. It is living and alive, it's the True "who we are."
  • addie Shonny 2012/07/11 04:23:04
    addie
    +3
    Once again, a harsh Christian attitude puts me on the side of the devil. lol
  • dekecds addie 2012/07/11 05:18:42
    dekecds
    +1
    oh my....wow...it's so harsh it leaves me breathless...like a good dose of Dave's Insanity or Da' Bomb with no water to wash it down....excrutiating...
  • Shonny addie 2012/07/11 21:09:10 (edited)
    Shonny
    You're on the side of Satan because you want to be. When you're in hell after two billion years, and still have an eternity to go, screaming from the torture because you dedicated your life to the chief of the demons and are prohibited from calling on God to help you. Just remember it's all because Christians were 'harsh' in our theology.

    Satan hates you and every living human being and is envious of the human race because God sent his son Christ to die to redeem us back to him and didn't not do that for the Angels (of which Lucifer was), but threw them down to hell.

    Don't be fooled just because he is granting you your desires at this time, it's just to get you to relinquish the covenant God has to protect and redeem you, so he can destroy your Soul. good luck with your choice
  • addie Shonny 2012/07/12 18:35:43
    addie
    Judge other's much? lol
  • America... Shonny 2012/07/11 08:59:24
    American☆Atheist
    souls don't exist, calm down.
  • Shonny America... 2012/07/11 21:13:52
    Shonny
    +1
    That's the opinion of an Atheist, but you exist without a body. When you die you will still find yourself alive, somewhere.

    There is a realm and worlds made for spirits/souls that the human body cannot enter. It's very organized and it's very real. Your logic isn't correct.
  • addie Shonny 2012/07/12 18:37:34
    addie
    Per your beliefs. B)
  • Shonny addie 2012/07/14 06:14:48
    Shonny
    My beliefs huh? Watch the vid about Anton Levey, the author of the Satanic Bible? His death wasn't what he expected and yours won't be either if you don't change directions. Jesus loves you, please rethink your choice, none of us know when our time is up.


  • addie Shonny 2012/07/14 15:38:22
    addie
    +1
    Per your beliefs.
  • Shonny America... 2012/07/14 07:34:04
  • America... Shonny 2012/07/14 13:50:49
    American☆Atheist
    +1
    Is that suppose to be prove?
  • Shonny America... 2012/07/16 04:54:15
    Shonny
    The proof is: the Bible foretold these things thousands of years ago, and to this present time hundreds of thousands of people who have had near death or total death experiences report similar things.

    There are testimonies from China, Africa, Europe, Middle East, America, South America, Australia ect. different parts of the world. Many are educated and started out as Agnostic or Atheists.

    These experiences out weigh any argument; even I myself, having sleep apnea, have experienced out of body phenomenons. I am telling you this because God care about your eternal soul.

    Do your own research. Find out about the Truth of God before you leave this Earth. goodbye Dear.
  • America... Shonny 2012/07/16 12:05:20
    American☆Atheist
    +1
    What things did the bible fortell? The bible says the earth is freaking flat.

    Where do you want me to do research, lol?
  • Shonny America... 2012/07/17 07:00:47
    Shonny
    Ha ha, I'm as biological science major and have studied, along with the bible, Earth sciences and astronomy and you are VERY wrong, the bible NEVER EVER stated that the Earth was flat.

    Ptolemy among other first and second century scientist, astronomers, and philosophers suggested that the Sun revolved around the Earth and with that hypothesis they made many assumptions, misinterpreting the bible, using the only knowledge they had. This was before Galileo Galilei created the first telescope.

    Some people also state that the bible says the Earth is young- 6 thousand years to be exact; however, an Irish bishop named James Ussher from about the 1400-1500 proposed that theory by counting the generations.

    The problem was he equated the life span of early humans as it is today. The early generations lived an extremely long time the bible says even hundreds of years. There was no pollution, chemicals, etc. Prehistoric vertebrates and invertebrate, dinosaurs included also had excessively long life spans on the early earth.

    To start your research I would suggest getting a bible, then a Strongs Exhaustive Concordance and a good dictionary. Read through the scriptures from beginning and look up the original meaning of words you have questions about in Hebrew in Greek (concordance). Ask th...



    Ha ha, I'm as biological science major and have studied, along with the bible, Earth sciences and astronomy and you are VERY wrong, the bible NEVER EVER stated that the Earth was flat.

    Ptolemy among other first and second century scientist, astronomers, and philosophers suggested that the Sun revolved around the Earth and with that hypothesis they made many assumptions, misinterpreting the bible, using the only knowledge they had. This was before Galileo Galilei created the first telescope.

    Some people also state that the bible says the Earth is young- 6 thousand years to be exact; however, an Irish bishop named James Ussher from about the 1400-1500 proposed that theory by counting the generations.

    The problem was he equated the life span of early humans as it is today. The early generations lived an extremely long time the bible says even hundreds of years. There was no pollution, chemicals, etc. Prehistoric vertebrates and invertebrate, dinosaurs included also had excessively long life spans on the early earth.

    To start your research I would suggest getting a bible, then a Strongs Exhaustive Concordance and a good dictionary. Read through the scriptures from beginning and look up the original meaning of words you have questions about in Hebrew in Greek (concordance). Ask the Holy Spirit to open your eyes and give you understanding.

    Once you find particular aspects of historical data, names of kings, dignitaries, Caesars, locations, ordinances, censuses, you can research them further at a library or with archeological data to find more detailed info.

    These are the things I did, but as I got closer to God I had so many intimate and undeniable experiences with him I gave my heart and life to him. peace to you my friend. I hope you find Love and healing in your life if you decide to go on this journey.
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  • America... Shonny 2012/07/17 14:52:11
    American☆Atheist
    You can't be a biologist and a creationist.

    Also, you are wrong, the bible says what i said.
  • Shonny America... 2012/07/18 06:48:16 (edited)
    Shonny
    Creationist and Intelligent Design theorists are called that because they ARE scientist that do not accept the standard explanations of Life. Your limitations are not mine. I am a professional and keep my personal beliefs personal.

    I am objective when dealing with scientific information and conjecture, but science still has no explanation for things such as the Cambrian explosion nor the five extinctions and the rapid development of others species not evolved from any other form. If you know nothing about science don't comment to me about my profession when I have studied and researched and still have not found any proof to disannual my faith.

    There are intelligent and effective Scientists of ALL faiths working to improve this earth and understands it's past and working.

    I am starting to think you're trolling. I will not write you again.
  • America... Shonny 2012/07/18 21:17:50
    American☆Atheist
    There are doctors that think crazy things too, but not many.
  • Shonny America... 2012/07/17 08:23:14
    Shonny
    Written thousands of years ago.

    Isaiah chapter 40, verse 22 quotes, "It is He that sits upon the circle of the earth, and its inhabitants are as grasshoppers; that stretches out the heavens as a curtain, and spreads them out as a tent to dwell in."

    Stop avoiding/hating a God you haven't even studied for yourself, spewing here say from other atheist should never be good enough for you.
  • America... Shonny 2012/07/17 14:52:38
    American☆Atheist
    Circles are flat and I don't hate something that does not exist.
  • Annette Shonny 2012/07/11 12:32:53
    Annette
    +1
    Of course, trying to sell your soul, which may or may not exist, on ebay is much worse than murder, rape, pedophilia, theft and all the other crimes in the world... Do you ever wonder why people attack Christians based on their beliefs? I'll give you the answer; stupid replies like this!
  • Shonny Annette 2012/07/11 21:17:51
    Shonny
    You call something I said stupid? If you don't have the same ideologies don't respond and don't read it. I never calibrated the level of depravity soul selling was. You're just looking for a "Christian" offense. You got a chip on your shoulders and you need to work that out within yourself. Please don't respond to my posts until you do. deuces.
  • nico touched the butt 2012/07/11 03:13:48
    Hilarious
    nico touched the butt
  • jumpboots 187th PIR 2012/07/11 03:11:41
    Horrible
    jumpboots 187th PIR
    +1
    Stupid.
  • Dan 2012/07/11 03:10:18
    Hilarious
    Dan
    She needs some heavy duty medication.
  • tristarr 2012/07/11 03:03:03
    Horrible
    tristarr
    if you aren't spiritual,fine.but honestly if you have one christian bone in your body,then you know a soul belongs only to god.
  • Somkey ... tristarr 2012/07/11 08:14:10
    Somkey the Hores
    Ever since the Fall, souls belong to lucifer unless you accept Jesus as your savior. If you have one "Christian bone" in your body you would know that. Time for you to brush up on the subject.

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