Woman Is Selling Her 'Slightly Used' Soul on eBay for $2K: Hilarious or Horrible?

When you are ravaged by packs of hyenas who love going for the prey asking for things, you are sometimes left with no option but to sell for a piece of mind. If she is selling her soul it means she is asking for a soul cleansing that would help her live a new life without a memory of her horrible past that destroyed everything she really was.
In my case I have have been ravaged by a group of mediocrities who think its okay to play with peoples' lives for a profit wherein everything revolves around money and the essence of real life is lost.
This lady may be needing the money right now but the best thing to do would be to give her a new lease of life that would put just about everything at ease and give her back her sanity as she right now feels she is talking to brick walls around and all she does is cries and takes pills thinking she is unwell and not okay. The fact is that she needs someone who can understand her dream and make it happen in life and grow it to make her a better person who believes in her life and herself.
At times I feel that no one ever listens to me and that I keep talking to brick walls around. It is at that point in time that I turn to music and writing to assuage my sorrows and to stay away from people around me as it helps me come to terms with myself and resurface stronger and smarter that helps nail the catch in the opposite direction wherein the woman in this case gets paid for her soul and gets to keep it too as separating the soul from her body means death and when that happens it could travel anywhere and the payment is then waste.