Woman Is Selling Her 'Slightly Used' Soul on eBay for $2K: Hilarious or Horrible?

If she does not have the rich forgiving love of Jesus in it is will be worth nada nothing. The spirit will not be freed up from the body until the body cannot have a living vessel to live in. Be like Jesus is, and the spirit will survive in Gods glory. Don't have his spirit in the soul, and the devil gets it treating it like he wants to treat God that he rebelled against.That soul will face final judgment around the city of God as recorded in Revelation 20 ,KJV, Verse 9 says fire because the wicked see Gods glory as if it is fire.

Without a soul, you are just another animal on this planet.

Duh!

Homer?

You are an animal. scientifically, biologically, physiologically, chemically, microscopically, instinctually too with territorial instincts of an animal with the fight or flight response of an animal having Eukaryote cells that all animals have, living, and dying like an animal. Can you ignore all of that?

This woman truly needs Jesus in her life.

Man, I hope she gets it, that means there is a market for used souls and I could sell mine. I'd gladly take 2 grand for it.

Maybe I'll buy her soul. I know I could sell it for more than $2,000. Who buys stuff on ebay anymore?

You might buy it and resell it to the devil for a lot more.

On the right, I heard about him... Doktor Snake arranges the contract, and people sell thei souls for guaranteed musical success. Right?

Looks like she sold her eyebrows on ebay too and then drew them on.

I think it's hilarious. What's even more funny is the person who'll actually buy it...

Compared to other shi* i've seen on there.....Unoriginal, but funny. Remember, A half used pack of Parliament Lights went for $10,000,000...Not joking....A grandma went for 1,000,300, and a jar of air from Woodstock '99 went for 9,999,999. At least she's reasonable, like the guy who sold his dignity and got 3.50.

people are nuts..

If only I weren't a ginger, then I could do the same thing.

Why can't you, don't gingers have souls?

Oh my. You haven't heard?

No, tell me.

In the past, I saw an eBay posting where a man was auctioning off his imaginary friend. I don't remember how much he got for it, but I remember that it did sell.

people are unbelievable

hell go for it. due to a government mix up most united states citizens are not using their own souls so i say sell while you can and hope you find yours again someday.

If this works...think of the marketing systems that will jump on this...hahaha

Even funnier if someone actually bids or buys it, and how is she gonaa ship it?

i want to try!

Both, really...

...but more of a "....you're joking, right?"

But what is funnier is that someone may actually buy it.

lol this is something new..

Remember the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his soul? Raised interesting questions. Seriously, you cannot sell something that does not belong to you. If your soul does not belong to God, it belongs to Satan. Its that simple. Got Jesus?
As Jesus said,What will it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul? Your soul is priceless, worth more than all the money in the world. Your soul is so valuable that Jesus gave his life to save your soul. It was no fun for him to die a horrible death on the cross. But he did that. Remember, your soul is who you are. It is the you that will live forever, either in heaven or in hell. Your body only lives a short life on this earth. Your soul is much more important.

Im pissed I didnt think of this first!

Soul for sale, $1000 right now!

i'll give you $10.50 and a half pack of gum... and a beer.

15, a pack of jerky, and a used copy of Cod3

11.25, a playboy, and a scratched copy of banjo kazooi nuts and bolts.

She'll be getting more than she's bargaining for with the nuts.

LOL this is just absolutely ridiculous in a hysterical way.

Maybe I should sell my mind. I'll get lots of money. Because its never been used =p

I was going to sell mine but then realized I had lost it.

:)

I might give it a go. Need the money and if I do have a soul it's probably pretty tattered. Was planning on going to hell anyway, they have all the best albums.

There is no music in hell. Only pain. Forever.