Woman Is Selling Her 'Slightly Used' Soul on eBay for $2K: Hilarious or Horrible?

by AdriHead Posted 2012/07/10 23:00:00

Related Topics: Weird News, ebay, Selling Soul, Woman Sells Soul, Soul

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	Hilarious	241 votes	63%
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Lots of people sell things on eBay. But a real-life, albeit "slightly used," soul?! Yep. That's what Lori N. from Albuquerque, New Mexico wants to sell anyway. And she only wants $2,000 for it. After a car crash left her severely injured, Lori is attempting to gain her life back... by offering her soul to someone who can do something good for it. "What I'm gonna deliver is the opportunity for someone to save my soul. They can save it through prayer, they can save it through conversion..." Lori told an interviewer, according to Inquisitr. Do you think the idea is a good one?

INQUISITR.COM reports:
A woman is selling her soul on eBay, listing her non-corporeal person for a mere two large in an auction that is almost sure to be pulled if it hasn't been already.

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TuringsChild 2012/07/11 00:27:40

Hilarious

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How do I take delivery???
Muahahahaaa! My very first MINION!!!

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Pakki 2012/07/13 02:58:11

Hilarious

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Great idea!!
I think I will auction off all of my ancestors souls.

Since i am their living descendant I must have inherited them.

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holyher... to Pakki 2012/07/15 10:35:55
belle 2012/07/12 22:20:41

Horrible

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Not funny at all, but sure is sad that this woman is so desperate for help she feels like she has to go to this extreme. If I was rich I would help her out for nothing in return,

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Aingean 2012/07/12 20:18:51

Hilarious

The stupidity of others amazes me... Shouldn't she be paying someone if they are going to do something for her? lol I mean really it isn't like she can actually sign her soul over.

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JAA to Aingean 2012/07/13 11:39:11

Stupidity? Serious? The word I would use is "desperate" or "sad", not "stupid".

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Aingean to JAA 2012/07/13 13:48:49

That is you. I am me. It is stupid to try to sell something that can't possible trade hands.

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JAA to Aingean 2012/07/13 14:27:37

????

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Phoenix 2012/07/12 18:57:19

Hilarious

Not hilarious at all but quite mundane.
You can get anything on Ebay now, I saw the USA was for sale, only 6 billion dollars ..... oh, actually it was a news item about how much money was being pumped into both US political campaigns. It's the same thing.

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Starman 2012/07/12 18:36:14

Hilarious

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Her's is not the only soul for sale on eBay, along with psychic reading, soul cleansings, love spells, it goes on an on. If eBay allows all of those, why not sell your "soul"

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Freeranger 2012/07/12 18:27:29

Hilarious

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This is so ludicrous, I'd prefer to giggle over this at a large party with lots of bubbly as a conversation piece. I would SO like a snap of the flamin' idiot who buys it.
Fools are indeed born every day.....

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JAA to Freeranger 2012/07/13 11:40:07

Heartless people are born every minute....

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CrystalRain 2012/07/12 17:57:23

Horrible

This is just stupidity

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LibertyCaroline 2012/07/12 17:42:28

Hilarious

I suppose that is equivalent to selling your breath.

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Dickens 2012/07/12 16:30:15

Hilarious

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...when one considers how many low-rent morons buy cheese sandwiches and corn chips with an image of jesus cooked into them, I can hardly wait to see how much this little piece of stupidity will sell for...(and how will the purchasing moron know when his/her item has been delivered? How much is shipping and handling on a soul?)

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bob h. 2012/07/12 14:01:46

Hilarious

+1
She's probably got one of those watered down Evangelical souls.

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Picasso's Cat 2012/07/12 13:01:49

Hilarious

Hmmmmmmmm, the fact that e-bay would allow this kind of a fraud does not supprise me.

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valeria la potra 2012/07/12 09:09:00

Horrible

Thats sad and my prayers are for you.Find a sizciatrist and a pastor to pray for you ok hun.

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Cleaver62 2012/07/12 09:05:26

Hilarious

What a joke. People can't take this woman seriously... can they?

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Aingean to Cleaver62 2012/07/12 20:20:41 (edited)

Probably, if there is a person stupid enough to put their soul up for sale there is one just as stupid to 'buy' it.

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Cleaver62 to Aingean 2012/07/12 21:16:07

You have just gotta wonder. Even if I could buy someone's soul, what I would do with it if I won the auction.

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Aingean to Cleaver62 2012/07/12 21:30:08

Exactly.

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MOMMA THOMAS 2012/07/12 06:21:19

Horrible

+1
....DOES THE DEVIL HAVE A WALLET?

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DDogbreath 2012/07/12 06:18:38

Horrible

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WOW she looks familiar... OMG if it is who I think it is she is asking WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much...

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David 2012/07/12 04:05:26

Horrible

It's not funny.

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Pam 2012/07/12 03:08:13

Hilarious

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What people won't do for five minutes of stupid fame!

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Andrew 2012/07/12 02:37:15

Hilarious

2000 k, obviously she is desperate for money.

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John Duffee 2012/07/12 02:14:24 (edited)

Horrible

That's so last decade.

Gotta have a bit of fresh material to be funny, after all. :P

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Sage 2012/07/12 01:33:52

Hilarious

How is it horrible? It isn't hurting anyone....Let the nut-job be, brah.

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Heisenberg 2012/07/12 01:31:43

Hilarious

+1
I think she's not right in the head.

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Aingean to Heisenberg 2012/07/12 20:22:04

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She is probably a few bricks short of a full load.

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janet to justagu... 2012/07/12 04:03:59

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Oh Lord,,,, the Mental Picture XD : P

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Donald Eric Kesler 2012/07/12 01:04:39

Hilarious

I love it.

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