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Woman Is Selling Her 'Slightly Used' Soul on eBay for $2K: Hilarious or Horrible?

AdriHead 2012/07/10 23:00:00
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Lots of people sell things on eBay. But a real-life, albeit "slightly used," soul?! Yep. That's what Lori N. from Albuquerque, New Mexico wants to sell anyway. And she only wants $2,000 for it. After a car crash left her severely injured, Lori is attempting to gain her life back... by offering her soul to someone who can do something good for it. "What I'm gonna deliver is the opportunity for someone to save my soul. They can save it through prayer, they can save it through conversion..." Lori told an interviewer, according to Inquisitr. Do you think the idea is a good one?

INQUISITR.COM reports:
A woman is selling her soul on eBay, listing her non-corporeal person for a mere two large in an auction that is almost sure to be pulled if it hasn't been already.
woman selling soul

Read More: http://www.inquisitr.com/269762/woman-selling-soul...

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  • charles nelson 2012/07/20 18:26:45
    Hilarious
    charles nelson
    you got to have one to use one.
  • suejkw 2012/07/20 16:05:33
    Hilarious
    suejkw
    Did she suffer a brain injury in the car accident? It appears so.
  • Anonymous Coward218 2012/07/19 18:18:46
    Horrible
    Anonymous Coward218
    Attention seeking, money grabbing whore. Yes, I said WHORE. Even the red light ladies only sell their BODIES...this one is offering up her soul. After reading her reasoning, it's even WORSE. She is nothing more than a con.
  • democoach 2012/07/19 02:38:58
    Horrible
    democoach
    its hilariously HORRIBLE! i hope no one buys it! she will go off a billinaire and one inthe whole gaining absolutely NOTHING
  • disclaimer 2012/07/18 18:20:18
    Hilarious
    disclaimer
    I will laugh my fat ass off if there are any takers. And I think there will be.
  • unreligious 2012/07/18 13:46:39
    Hilarious
    unreligious
    How do you sell something that does not exist? Is that not fraud?
  • suejkw unrelig... 2012/07/20 16:06:45
    suejkw
    Good point.Who else has figured this one out?
  • Ray the Dog! 2012/07/18 11:57:50
    Hilarious
    Ray the Dog!
    What a silly woman...!!
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ 2012/07/18 11:51:15
    Hilarious
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
  • irish -liberty or death! 2012/07/18 11:49:40
    Hilarious
    irish -liberty or death!
    so ,basically she wants to be a slave.
  • Angryface01 2012/07/17 05:27:15
    Horrible
    Angryface01
    +1
    There was no option for "stupid."
  • Margaret Jacobson 2012/07/13 19:59:56
    Hilarious
    Margaret Jacobson
    how do you take possession?? why would you want it ?? How sdo you givbe away what you do not REALLY own ??
  • suejkw Margare... 2012/07/20 16:07:33
    suejkw
    And what doesn't actually exist?
  • Keith 2012/07/13 15:22:11
    Hilarious
    Keith
    +1
    Both the buyer and seller are fools.
  • YOUR EARTH ANGEL'S REDEMPTION 2012/07/13 04:43:25
    Horrible
    YOUR EARTH ANGEL'S REDEMPTION
    +1
    she should get it back while she still can
  • holyheretic 2012/07/13 03:14:34 (edited)
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/13 14:41:53
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    +2
    Faust got a much better deal than your brother.

    Unless your brother was able to finance 24 years of high living with the cash.

  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/13 20:27:45
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/13 20:53:33
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    +2
    You mean he made a business out of selling his soul, hh?

    fudge
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/14 01:06:46
  • holyher... holyher... 2012/07/14 01:08:17
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/14 17:43:33
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    +2
    Henry VIII had a lot to do with Tyndale's execution; Henry didn't like Tyndale's criticism of Henry's divorce of Catherine of Aragon.

    Henry published Tyndale's translation after the latter's death, so Henry was not averse to the concept of having an English translation of the Bible (which in any case had already existed for hundreds of years before Tyndale), but liked making the money from its publication.

    Follow the money, hh.
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/15 10:34:14
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/15 17:36:45
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    +2
    "In 1594, he [Charron] published a long work, Les Trois Vérités, in which Charron sought to prove that there is a God and a true religion, that the true religion is Christianity, and that the true church is Roman Catholicism."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    BTW, hh, I have often seen the "outrage to common sense" quote, but never have I seen it properly referenced.

    In what chapter and on what page of "Of Wisdom" (Stanhope translation) does it appear? I'd like to read it in context.
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/16 09:19:27
  • holyher... holyher... 2012/07/16 12:35:49
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/17 06:10:20
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    +2
    One only has to read half a page beyond your Charron quote from chapter 5 "Of Wisdom" to realize that he did not believe what your quote would have us believe, hh.

    Charron
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/17 15:05:20 (edited)
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/17 16:05:01
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/18 11:34:44 (edited)
  • holyher... holyher... 2012/07/18 12:50:47 (edited)
  • holyher... holyher... 2012/07/18 12:55:17
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/18 18:30:37
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    +1
    Charron makes a clear distinction between what he styles Superstition, and True Piety, quite in keeping with the ideas of the Reformation.

    It is no wonder that those who profited from the former (the Al Sharptons of their day) were outraged.

    For some reason, hh, known best to yourself (hah!), you only quote what Charron says about Supersttion, not what he says about True Piety.

    charron
    charron

    Charron a "deist"? I don't think so, hh.

    charron

    charron
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/19 01:51:21 (edited)
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/19 02:35:29
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    +2
    charron

    Of course they were alarmed; his critique was close to being Protestant. But that didn't make him a deist.

    charron

    And who said that? Surely not Charron.

    I prefer to read what Charron wrote himself, and leave the "Oh, he was just pretending" argument to the propagandists. (I'm reminded of what you disingenuously claimed about Lincoln's 2nd inaugural)
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/20 11:41:40
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/20 16:37:30
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    +1
    " "wild animals, the Sorbonne, must be won over by finesse rather than strength" is published in quotes."

    Is published in quotes by whom? Sounds like hearsay, so it's important to know who claimed Charron said this.
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/19 02:59:17
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    +2
    Isaiah

    "Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool."

    You certainly manage to find some real ignoramuses to quote, hh.
  • holyher... UGH...L... 2012/07/20 13:43:11 (edited)
  • UGH...L... holyher... 2012/07/20 16:40:53
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    +1
    The ignoramus that published "The Encyclopedia of Biblical Errancy" evidently never read Proverbs either.

    You sure can pick 'em, hh.
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