With the new amnesty for Illegals, you'll need to learn some new verbiage!
The Birdman
2012/06/18 02:52:32
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1.
*Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito
replies: Maria likes me,
but cheese ugly.
2..
*Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.
3..
*Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I
am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.
6.
*July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha
store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!
7... *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my
wife
But che said chicken go herself.
9.
*Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken*
*wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing..
11.
*Harassment*
My wife caught
me in bed with another women ..
I
told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body
wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.
14.
*Budweiser*
That woman has a nice
body,
Budweiser face so ugly?
Top Opinion
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NYCbrit 2012/06/18 07:38:30
I can't tell if this was making fun of illegal immigrants or of teenagers on facebook...