Windshield Bug
Welshtaff
2012/03/03 02:20:29
Windshield Bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and
sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then
flew off..
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck
was that?'
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It . it was only
a bug, Honey.'
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said... 'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?'
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and
sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then
flew off..
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck
was that?'
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It . it was only
a bug, Honey.'
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said... 'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?'
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- BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/03/03 18:49:42
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reply - Always Right 2012/03/03 16:53:18+3I'm not touching that one, literally or figuritely!reply
- Spider20 2012/03/03 08:08:27+4I know, I know.....you can catch those bugs live by using a penis flytrap..... :-)reply
- BUCCANE... Spider20 2012/03/03 18:52:29+4
reply - goatman112003 2012/03/03 05:59:38+3It was better than most the other jokes which have been posted on this site.reply
- Sawdust_128 2012/03/03 04:28:47+5AAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
reply - FencerCat 2012/03/03 03:32:28+4As Art Linkletter used to say, "Kids say the darndest thing."reply
- Gooky 2012/03/03 02:49:25+6
reply - Leasheryn/Lady Willpower 2012/03/03 02:34:55+7reply
