Will Chuck Norris ever die?

by Your Favorite Nerd Guru Posted 2012/08/21 05:03:35

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	Yeah	20 votes	38%
	No	19 votes	36%
	Hmm...	6 votes	11%
	Other	8 votes	15%

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marco.ting.92 2012/10/06 19:30:58

Yeah

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the reason chuck norris will die is because of aging (aging is caused by DNA damage. futile attempt to maintain reproduction.) geting murdered. heart attacks. prolonged diseases of geting a terminal illness. Alzheimer's disease. cancer. and much more...

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Jarod Kochman 2012/08/31 17:22:51 (edited)

Yeah

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All humans and animals die, we all can't live forever.

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Freedom 2012/08/22 00:40:22

Other

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I hope not...

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towanda 2012/08/21 22:19:24

Yeah

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not soon enough

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Warren - Novus Ordo Seclorum 2012/08/21 19:24:22

No

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Not after he kicked the grim reaper's ass.

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moomoof 2012/08/21 19:09:19

Yeah

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He's human and an overrated action star ..so yes

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terrabytes 2012/08/21 14:32:29

Other

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I would wish not, but we all die eventually

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Che Guevara - Hero 2012/08/21 12:12:39

No

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Chuck Norris is so bad he has to hold a gun to his head when he shaves so he doesn't cut his own throat. lol

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Marianne 2012/08/21 10:59:26

Hmm...

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I would rather ask if he will be very old.

As to his achievements, I think that many will remember with pleasur his many action movies and shows.

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stevmackey 2012/08/21 10:06:30

Other

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He was born wasn't he?

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Manda 2012/08/21 09:07:04

Yeah

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I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He’s an actor, not a god, people. If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj

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-Kezzi Evanescence- 2012/08/21 07:35:22

Yeah

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Everyone dies at some point

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mustangluver 2012/08/21 06:57:27

Other

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Eventually just as you will. He is 72 and in better shape then a 27 yr old. Why would you ask such a question?

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Goducks5 2012/08/21 06:36:49

No

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Then he wouldn't be Chuck Norris.

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BlackwinterG36C 2012/08/21 06:31:47

No

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Chuck Norris died 8 years ago. Death just hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him yet.

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mchappell2 2012/08/21 06:30:04

No

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Chuck will live on forever !!!!!

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angelbaby 2012/08/21 06:18:28

Yeah

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When it's his time .. Why?

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xxx 2012/08/21 06:11:56

No

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If Norris dies he'll come back

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irishguy87 2012/08/21 06:05:50

Yeah

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yea he will, but those stupid jokes probably won't

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bcarrera 2012/08/21 06:01:45

No

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He's immortal and indestructible.

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Rock 2012/08/21 06:01:30

No

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Walker Texas Ranger is immortal!

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sabreezy. 2012/08/21 05:59:16

No

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Your Fa... to sabreezy. 2012/08/21 16:36:12

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Haha

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Shonny 2012/08/21 05:48:43

No

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He'll just multiply.

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Aes Sedai 2012/08/21 05:43:08

Hmm...

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Well, yeah, but fictional him will live on. There will be Chuck Norris fan stories for years to come

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Don Leuty 2012/08/21 05:41:52

Yeah

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But he still has some years left in him. He maintains his health and exercises regularly. Good example to follow.

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Tom R 007 2012/08/21 05:36:10

No

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When Chuck Norris falls in the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

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Shonny to Tom R 007 2012/08/21 05:44:14

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awesomeness! *laughing*

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Tom R 007 to Shonny 2012/08/21 05:45:16

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:-D

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GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#... 2012/08/21 05:33:54

No

$GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#_#)/$

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Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Bugs Bunny 2012/08/21 05:33:17

Yeah

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Everyone dies. I've died at least 3 times this month already.

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Heathen 2012/08/21 05:29:36

Yeah

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Willy 2012/08/21 05:22:09

Other

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Let's hope obama dies first.

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Fariborz-Zak 2012/08/21 05:16:54

Yeah

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DEATH is everyone destiny, u born naked and die naked

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jc 2012/08/21 05:15:22

No

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He's too tough to die!

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The Elitist Libtard SodaJerk 2012/08/21 05:11:01

Yeah

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Everybody dies.

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Pixie·MzAwesome♠ƤĦĂĔŢ♠ 2012/08/21 05:09:18

Yeah

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He is a douche canoe that does not deserve all the hype about him.

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Trevor Roberts 2012/08/21 05:07:48

Hmm...

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well he wont die of starvation. hes so tough he makes hamburgers by throwing cows at chain link fences

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Eddie_says_OrlyTaitez_is_nutz 2012/08/21 05:06:46

Hmm...

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Well, I'm not a fan of his ... his acting sucks and his politics are worse... so if he dies tomorrow... sad day for his fans, but just another day for me.

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GIR213 2012/08/21 05:06:21

No

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NEVER! HES TO AWSOME TO DIE

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