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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her…Lee Majors




After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they
just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Al
Gore



By all means
marry... If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher…Socrates




Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving
them….Mike Tyson




The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What doesa woman want?.....George
Clooney



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me….Bill
Clinton



"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."Rudy Giuliani



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage." Michael
Jordan



"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me
and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children! …
Donald Trump



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Shaquille O’Neal



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once...Kobe Bryant




You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. …David
Hasselhoff



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Alec
Baldwin



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong….Barack Obama



Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy…Tommy Lee



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can have mine."….Brad Pitt



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ….Jimmy Kimmel



Honey, what happened to ladies first? Husband replies, That's the
reason why the world's a mess today, because a lady went first! …………David Letterman



First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the
wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! ……… …….Jay Leno