Wife vs GF ...care I do 2 share

Wife vs Girl Friend

A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as
"My life"

After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My
Wife"

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to
"Hitler"

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong
Number"

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Wife is like a tv

Girlfriend is like a mobile

At home u watch tv

but when u go out u take ur mobile

no money, u keep ur old tv

got money, u change ur mobile

sometimes u enjoy tv

but most of the time u play with ur mobile

tv is free for life

but for the mobile, if u dont pay, services will be terminated

tv is big and bulky

mobile is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

operational costs for tv is minimal

but for the mobile it is often high and demanding

most importantly, mobile is a two-way communication ( u talk and
listen )

but with the tv you must only listen ( whether you want to or not )

remember.....last but not
least!

tvs dont have viruses

but mobiles often do .