Wife .....JOkes 4 U.....care 2share

Marriage is a relationship, in which one person is always right And
other is husband!

Husband & Wife always compromise. Husband always admits that
he is wrong, and wife agrees with him.

Husband & wife had a long argument. Wife concluded: See
dear; do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?

A man speaks 25000 words daily, A woman speaks 30000 words. Problem
starts when husband comes from office after finishing his 25000 & Wife
starts her quota of 30000 words!

Boy: My dad is billionaire & 93-years old. He will die soon.

Will you marry me?

Girl: NO.

A week later she became his step-mother.

Moral: Don’t give ideas to girls.

Two things in life are difficult to achieve:

-to plant your idea in someone’s head, &

-to plant somebody’s money in your pocket.

· He who succeeds in the 1st, we call him TEACHER;

· He who succeeds in the 2nd, we call him GOVERNMENT;

· The one who succeeds in both, we call WIFE; &

· The one who fails in both, we call HUSBAND!

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It Means-Worries Invited For Ever...

Wife: No; it means- With Idiot For Ever
!!!

Three dolls in a man’s Life:

His Daughter: Barbie Doll

His Girlfriend: Baby Doll

His Wife: dumb fat doll!!!

No one teaches a volcano how to erupt...

No one teaches a tsunami how to arise…

No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around...

No one teaches a man how to choose a wife…

Natural Disasters just
happen…!!!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The Mafia wants either or money or life...

The wives want both!

Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?'

Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your
ego!

Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving
the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals
himself!

Whisky is a brilliant invention…

One double and you start feeling single again.

A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

American: In India, do you guys call your wives ‘HONEY’ in your
native language?

Indian: Oh no; we call them BEE-BEE… they sting twice as hard as
HONEY BEE…