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Wife charges for sex

Mollydolly 2008/07/21 09:28:21
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What a woman
Poor dufus
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, “If I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my business!”

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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  • DrTim 2008/07/22 01:05:49
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    DrTim
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    Wow!
    My Ex wife used to do that to me.
    Wnen I got laid off she brought out an envelope.
    At $2.00 a pop,once every 3 months,we had almost enough for McDonalds!!

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  • Radlad 2009/07/02 05:06:13
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    Radlad
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    LOL I thought this was going somewhere else.....
  • NattiFan (oYo) 2008/12/03 13:43:50
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    NattiFan (oYo)
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    I guess that's one way to save. Good idea..I gotta tell the wife
  • Frank 2008/11/30 19:40:43
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    Frank
    +1
    There is a saying. In your first year of marriage, put a penny in a jar every time you have sex. After the first year, take a penny out of the jar every time you have sex. The jar will never be emptied.
  • missnoee 2008/11/30 19:08:09
    Poor dufus
    missnoee
    +1
    Funny !
  • solarGil 2008/11/30 07:09:52
    What a woman
    solarGil
    +1
    LOL - funny joke! woman lol funny joke
  • Mollydolly solarGil 2008/11/30 22:57:28
  • rainsrabble 2008/11/29 02:14:27
    What a woman
    rainsrabble
    +1
    He definitely didn't deserve her. $20.00 was a bargain. The going rate now a days is up. She should have adjusted for inflation.

    LOL! Great joke.
  • OMGgirl 2008/11/29 00:38:09
    Poor dufus
    OMGgirl
    +1
    OMG thats mean
  • Eddie 2008/11/29 00:23:36
    Right on target
    Eddie
  • TopShelf® (oyo) 2008/11/28 20:24:18
    Poor dufus
    TopShelf® (oyo)
    +1
    that hurts.good story,molly!another classic.
  • SeaJ 2008/11/28 18:34:11
  • just me 2008/11/28 18:12:22
    What a woman
    just me
    +1
    Wish I had thought of that. It would have financed my divorce.
  • Neo 2008/11/28 17:39:00
  • Howard Beale II 2008/11/28 17:24:35
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    Howard Beale II
    +1
    Guilty as charged.
  • SpiritualEyes 2008/11/28 15:57:18
    What a woman
    SpiritualEyes
  • JAG 2008/11/28 13:01:42
    Right on target
    JAG
    +1
    so true..
  • De'~ 2008/11/28 10:59:00
    Poor dufus
    De'~
    +1
    yeah, doofus...(she didn't have to shoot him, she could've just taken the $ & went to the riveria...)
    poor dufus yeah doofus shoot couldve riveria
  • DrTim 2008/07/22 01:05:49
    Right on target
    DrTim
    +5
    Wow!
    My Ex wife used to do that to me.
    Wnen I got laid off she brought out an envelope.
    At $2.00 a pop,once every 3 months,we had almost enough for McDonalds!!
  • Mollydolly DrTim 2008/07/22 05:09:11
    Mollydolly
    +1
    You are a wild man Timmo.
  • cronewinter 2008/07/21 15:44:35 (edited)
    What a woman
    cronewinter
    +1
    yea rich widow with good investments... planning for the future is always wise...marriage isn't
  • Lucy 2008/07/21 11:16:32
    What a woman
    Lucy
    +2
    LOL!!! That's My Kinda Girl!

    Good Morning Hugs Molly!
  • Ed© 2008/07/21 09:35:40
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    Ed©
    this was odd but okay... and its no where not anywhere I'm guessing in par. 4 torwards the bottom
  • Ed© Ed© 2008/07/21 09:37:22
    Ed©
    okay I'm confounded... wtf would she shoot him lol!
  • cronewi... Ed© 2008/07/21 15:46:13
    cronewinter
    +1
    seems very reasonable to me
  • Ed© cronewi... 2008/07/21 15:56:26
    Ed©
    go to jail for life / get death penalty I dont get it
  • cronewi... Ed© 2008/07/21 16:00:14
    cronewinter
    +1
    justified homicide..but your right in reality she'd go to jail but in truth i see her as a shining example of justice. and just in case you wondered i let my ex live.
  • cronewi... Ed© 2008/07/21 16:02:47
    cronewinter
    +1
    if she let the rat live she'd have to share her hard earned money..and of course it's a joke. in real life i'd let a very good lawyer handle it.

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