WIFE...... as underSTOOD by some.....care2share

by gkirmani Posted 2012/05/23 13:19:41

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her…Lee
Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore

By all means marry... If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher…Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them….Mike Tyson

The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What doesa
woman want?.....George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me….Bill Clinton

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage." Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second
one didn't. The third gave me more children! … Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. …David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong….Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy…Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."….Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ….Jimmy Kimmel

Honey, what happened to ladies first? Husband replies, That's the reason why
the world's a mess today, because a lady went first! …………David Letterman

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding
ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! ……… …….Jay
Leno

JMCC 2012/05/23 13:35:59

+5
If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
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bettyboop 2012/05/27 13:54:11

I have no doubt all these men have reasons to complain. I also have no doubt, not a one of these men would even be here had their fathers not had a wife. Men want to bitch and complain about women, but I wonder how many of them would be happy if there were no women? Just as their are bad women/wives, their are also many good women/wives.

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Tamara McMillan 2012/05/25 15:49:19

Yeah, likewise I'm sure for the HUSBAND side of marriage too! Nicely funny and only a tad true. . . .

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hasher 2012/05/24 21:41:28

LOL these are great. im not one of those women who is like that but they are still funny and i know women who are that way.

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Dzeeng 2012/05/24 05:18:01

Fun post. Thank you ! Suffer...ing ! lol

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Leona Hill 2012/05/23 16:43:00

Many of the women I know want to own their husbands and be his top priority, sometimes, his only priority. Who can life like that?

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zebsmom to Leona Hill 2012/05/23 16:45:20 (edited)

+1
I've seen that too. Then again, IMHO, if you chose to marry a high maintanence trophy, you deserve what you get.

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hasher to zebsmom 2012/05/24 21:45:21
zebsmom to hasher 2012/05/24 21:58:07

I'm sorry to hear about your friend's experience. Unfortunately, I've seen it more than once too. I know women that are like that though [high maintenance].

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hasher to Leona Hill 2012/05/24 21:43:23

i know!! whats up with that?? my husband ended up with me a very lowmaintenance self confident lady.

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zebsmom 2012/05/23 16:38:16

LOL. Though it does make me wonder.....
I think George Clooney's quote was the best.

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obi_have 2012/05/23 16:26:24

+1
That Shaq quote is actually a ripoff of an Ogden Nash poem:

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.

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Gloria 2012/05/23 15:41:03

+1
Fun post, thank you. Here's one....
"If you would marry happily, marry your equal." Ovid

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~Adrien~ 2012/05/23 14:54:36

+3
Men were created first, because you always need a rough draft before a final masterpiece. =)

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JMCC 2012/05/23 13:35:59

+5
If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?

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zebsmom to JMCC 2012/05/23 16:43:47

+1
LOL. Love it. Have to admit that I've felt that way myself.

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Betty 2012/05/23 13:27:43

+2
The same could be said by women toward men

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gkirmani 2012/05/23 13:20:47

MISTry ..........infer the meaning yourself by this word........

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