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Why "Universal"?

Leasheryn/Lady Willpower 2013/02/05 01:53:15
Hey! Marvin!  You have to have a background check and register that thing
Don't Worry, Marvin, If you get hurt, Obama will take care of you.
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Okay, I have to ask: why does everything have to be universal? All we hear about is Universal Healthcare and Universal Gun Control. Does this mean if a Martian invades the earth, he will have to register his ray gun before he uses it and will receive health coverage if he gets hurt during his invasion?

(Look, if you don't have a sense of humor, don't bother leaving an answer. This is an entirely facetious post.)
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  • Beccy 2013/02/10 01:52:22
    Hey! Marvin! You have to have a background check and register that thing
    Beccy
    The guns do not need to be universal because there are already laws in place we just need to use them.

    Health care is very expensive right now at least insurance is. Many of my clients would go to work if they could keep their medical coverage. some of their meds cost thousands per month. I think it would be good for our economy if the employer did not have to pay for health coveragee for their emplyees. They could hire more bodies.
  • Jeff 2013/02/09 07:49:16 (edited)
    All of the above
    Jeff
    +1
    Try saying Freakin' Fudgey Funky Fascists while holding your tongue.

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  • texasred 2013/02/07 02:56:04
    All of the above
    texasred
    +4
    Because, for them, it's all about the NWO!!
  • Leasher... texasred 2013/02/07 02:58:17
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +3
    NWO = No Way, Obama
  • texasred Leasher... 2013/02/07 03:00:06
    texasred
    +1
    I like that!!
  • Leasher... texasred 2013/02/07 03:02:19
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +1
    Thanks. I thought it was suitable.
  • bob 2013/02/06 20:37:12
    Hey! Marvin! You have to have a background check and register that thing
    bob
    +2
    Universal is another way of saying Federal Government.
  • Leasher... bob 2013/02/07 01:50:52
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +4
    Universal is just another way of saying we're all screwed.
  • wysiwis Leasher... 2013/02/07 03:38:29
    wysiwis
    That too!
  • wysiwis 2013/02/06 15:32:16
    All of the above
    wysiwis
    +2
    Because if they called it "Socialist", they couldn't the sheeple on board!
  • Leasher... wysiwis 2013/02/07 01:51:02
  • Barbara Hasler 2013/02/06 06:14:05
    Hey! Marvin! You have to have a background check and register that thing
    Barbara Hasler
    +1
    Remember we are being entrapped or nourished , take your pick, by a nanny state. If we succumb to Universal back ground checks, then google can tell Balmy where you are and how many of those pesky guns and rifles you own. Then they have to estimate collateral damage to see if they can confiscate your home and your dog!
  • Leasher... Barbara... 2013/02/07 01:51:41
  • Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL 2013/02/06 02:28:30
    All of the above
    Nancy~PWCM~JLA~POTL
    +5
    One world order one world order comes to mind

    what could be more humorous and funny thatn that. Watch your back
  • ReconMa... Nancy~P... 2013/02/06 02:49:39
  • Barbara... Nancy~P... 2013/02/06 06:18:37
    Barbara Hasler
    +2
    Just checking to see if the had the requisite number of minorities represented in the proper world wide ratios! There is a good representation of neck tie colors. The split between white and blue shirts seems to be half and half. Unfortunately there are several that don't look happy. Maybe the didn't receive their bonus checks from the U.S.
  • Leasher... Nancy~P... 2013/02/07 01:52:13
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +1
    Where did we pick this pack of losers up from?
  • Barbara... Leasher... 2013/02/07 18:38:37
    Barbara Hasler
    +1
    I will venture a guess that they are all Ivy League related. As you may or may not know, they are the only intelligent beings on earth! I went to an Ivy League class reunion with a friend of mine. Trust me I didn't find them to be the sharpest tools in the shed! They are, however, heavy into the yellow brick road to socialism/communism. By claiming superior intellect they will be entitled to have dachas while the rest of us will sweep the streets with our government provided brooms.
  • Jeff Barbara... 2013/02/09 07:57:57 (edited)
    Jeff
    +1
    When you cheat and bribe your way through college, you don't learn much, except maybe at those elegant, Skull and Cross Bones Soirees :--)
  • Barbara... Jeff 2013/03/25 22:30:28 (edited)
    Barbara Hasler
    +1
    Maybe all that there is is one big soiree! If your granddaddy left you a big trust fund, what else is there to do? LOL ;-D!
  • ReconMarine~PWCM*AVA*BTTB*JLA* 2013/02/06 00:50:29
  • Leasher... ReconMa... 2013/02/06 01:46:09
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +1
    Sounds right to me.
  • ReconMa... Leasher... 2013/02/06 02:50:22
  • wysiwis ReconMa... 2013/02/06 15:27:45
    wysiwis
    +1
    Pretty much sums it up!
  • ReconMa... wysiwis 2013/02/06 17:30:32
  • Boudicea 2013/02/05 21:21:23
    All of the above
    Boudicea
    +2
    But where is the earth shattering "Kaboom?"
  • Sodahead Founders are Fascists 2013/02/05 19:31:24
    Don't Worry, Marvin, If you get hurt, Obama will take care of you.
    Sodahead Founders are Fascists
    Yeah, and why universal human rights? Of which healthcare is a part of, btw.
  • Leasher... Sodahea... 2013/02/06 01:47:06
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +3
    Being utterly and completely dependent upon the government is not a human right. It's called bondage.
  • 4570GOVT 2013/02/05 16:24:57
    All of the above
    4570GOVT
    +5
    UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECKS ( in the case for Guns ) is nothing more or less than National Gun Registration ( illegal by U.S. Law ) . This is a PRE-Confiscation Law !
    First the Government must know where the guns are located before they can Confiscate Them and haul You off to the nearest F.E.M.A. camp for interrogation .

    How's THAT for laughs ? ................... LOL ! ;-)~
  • ReconMa... 4570GOVT 2013/02/06 00:52:11
  • Leasher... 4570GOVT 2013/02/06 01:47:51
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +2
    There's nothing funny about Obama or his administration.
  • 4570GOVT Leasher... 2013/02/06 15:39:03
    4570GOVT
    +1
    You Got That Right !
  • Charge 2013/02/05 15:54:07
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    Charge
  • Leasher... Charge 2013/02/06 01:48:11
  • mk, Smartass Oracle 2013/02/05 15:49:13
  • 4570GOVT mk, Sma... 2013/02/05 16:26:05
    4570GOVT
    +3
    ROFLMFAO@HIM !
  • Leasher... mk, Sma... 2013/02/06 01:48:36
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +1
    Yeah...Obama is a universal blight on the landscape.
  • mk, Sma... Leasher... 2013/02/06 07:54:12
  • Professor Wizard 2013/02/05 15:31:06
    All of the above
    Professor Wizard
    +6
    The Democrats love the word Universal... it is a nice "all inclusive" word that means everything and everybody, everywhere.

    I keep waiting for Universal Sex.
  • ReconMa... Profess... 2013/02/06 00:53:29

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