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WHY MASTURBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX!

by K-ZOOMI-----0 Posted 2011/12/02 21:54:21

Related Topics: Flowers, Flower, Dinner, Sex, Love, Hands, Morning, Condom, Slides

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	"I NEVER!"	22 votes	11%
	HAHAHA!	124 votes	60%
	"Mustard!"	7 votes	3%
	"Ketchup!"	8 votes	4%
	"So...Are These Facts Flexible?"	45 votes	22%

* You don't have to look your best.

* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.

* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.

* You can use both hands and have and orgy.

* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.

* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.

* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.

* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.

* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.

* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.

* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.

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Gr8Scott! 2011/12/04 06:49:37

HAHAHA!

+13
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romie 2012/07/16 17:52:06
K-ZOOMI... to romie 2012/07/17 04:29:43

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JD 2012/06/30 05:40:11 (edited)
K-ZOOMI... to JD 2012/07/04 02:44:19

Both desired as well. >_<
Thanks JD. :)

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yoana 2012/06/26 17:20:53

HAHAHA!

+1
u get there no matter what....:))

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K-ZOOMI... to yoana 2012/07/04 02:45:03

And it is all about the JOURNEY!!! >_<
Thanks yoana. :)

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krishan chandra 2012/06/26 07:38:29

"Ketchup!"

+1
just kidding, I love my wife but the rest I agree with.

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K-ZOOMI... to krishan... 2012/07/04 02:45:49

Wonderful!!!
Thanks krishan chandra. :)

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ajracestables1 2012/06/26 05:09:27

HAHAHA!

+1
For men I think it is because they have hot blow up dolls!..lol..

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K-ZOOMI... to ajraces... 2012/07/04 02:46:50

+1

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JJ 2012/06/26 04:03:42 (edited)

HAHAHA!

+1
I hate to tell you, but the jokes on you. Have you ever read what masturbation can do to you? read some medical material and you'll find out.

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K-ZOOMI... to JJ 2012/07/04 02:48:57

http://sexuality.about.com/od...
Thanks JJ. :)

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Posha King 2012/06/25 20:53:16

"I NEVER!"

+2
Not that I've never tried, just never found it worth repeating. Sex is WAY better! My supremely talented husband leaves nothing to be desired, so no need. Most men I know agree with the list in many ways, but wouldn't trade their spouses for singular living if you paid them. :P

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K-ZOOMI... to Posha King 2012/06/26 02:09:32

hehehe!
Thanks Posha. :)

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bigbatboy23 2012/06/25 20:40:39

HAHAHA!

+1
because it feels soooo good.

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K-ZOOMI... to bigbatb... 2012/06/26 02:10:25

+1
Will never argue against that point. >_<
Thanks bigbatboy23. :)

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KLTLUVRLT1 2012/06/25 20:23:23

HAHAHA!

+1
Fughgetaboutit!

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K-ZOOMI... to KLTLUVRLT1 2012/06/26 02:10:55

HAHAHA!
Thanks KLTLUVRLT1. :)

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Jacqui 2012/06/25 19:36:31

HAHAHA!

+4
If u want 2 get something right... do it yourself!

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K-ZOOMI... to Jacqui 2012/06/26 02:11:28

I have never failed at what I like. >_<
Thanks Jacqui. :)

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White Phoenix 2012/06/25 19:17:50

HAHAHA!

+2
some of it is true...

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K-ZOOMI... to White P... 2012/06/26 02:12:10

+1
So true. >_<
Thanks White Phoenix. :)

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Centrist_Bill 2012/06/25 19:00:09

"I NEVER!"

+1
Never needed to. Bob I feel so sorry for you.

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K-ZOOMI... to Centris... 2012/06/26 02:12:24

hahaha!
Thanks Bill. :)

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Centris... to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/26 19:27:00

+1
Anytime.

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Walter Harris 2012/06/25 18:58:36

"So...Are These Facts Flexible?"

+1
just kidding, I love my wife but the rest I agree with.

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K-ZOOMI... to Walter ... 2012/06/26 02:12:46

Wives are always best.
Thanks Walter. :)

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teckila 2012/06/25 18:49:53

"I NEVER!"

+1
You don't share a lot!

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K-ZOOMI... to teckila 2012/06/26 02:13:32

Very true.
Thanks teckila. :)

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Frank 2012/06/25 18:21:22

HAHAHA!

+1
Let me see which is better???? Someone needs help and I don't think it's me..... http://wondrous.ipl.netdna-cd...

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K-ZOOMI... to Frank 2012/06/26 02:14:32

+1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks Frank. :)

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poet4justice 2012/06/25 18:11:35

HAHAHA!

+2
I preffer the real thing but I know what you mean

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K-ZOOMI... to poet4ju... 2012/06/26 02:15:19

Sometimes though...Drought Season...Have to improvise. >_<
hehehe!
Thanks poet. :)

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Sista Nunya 2012/06/25 18:06:44
K-ZOOMI... to Sista N... 2012/06/26 02:16:16

+1
I am having trouble reading your post and all I hear is this very LOUD buzzing sound all around. >_<
hehehe!
Thanks iamcurious. :)

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Sista N... to K-ZOOMI... 2012/06/26 15:18:41
The_Infidel_Atheist 2012/06/25 17:37:03

"So...Are These Facts Flexible?"

+2
It's definitely not as fun as when you're with another person.

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K-ZOOMI... to The_Inf... 2012/06/26 02:16:58

True, but life is a desert sometimes. >_<
Thanks Infidel. :)

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clasact 2012/06/25 17:00:19

HAHAHA!

+1
thats funny but I will still take the real thing

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K-ZOOMI... to clasact 2012/06/26 02:17:39

+1

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